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I had a big problem recently, all my razors have broken (even the one I use to shave my head) and I have had to resort to using scissors to keep my beard in line.

The only trouble is that it is extremely tricky to cut around the neck with scissors, and this is where my beard bothers me the most when it gets scratchy and stubbley.

So I had a brainwave. I have a large collection of cigarette lighters which used to come in handy consistantly when a girl would ask me for a light if I was out in a nightclub. Sadly, they have recently fallen out of use what with my less frequent goings out at night and also there being no smoking allowed in England anymore so I have alot of lightrs just lying around the place.

And then it struck me, the cleanest shave you can have, one done by fire! It had left a bit of a nasty smell of burned hair and is quite a painful procedure even if you are careful but I am feeling pretty smooth right now.

Any girls want to feel me to know just how smooth a man can be?

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I had a big problem recently, all my razors have broken (even the one I use to shave my head) and I have had to resort to using scissors to keep my beard in line.

The only trouble is that it is extremely tricky to cut around the neck with scissors, and this is where my beard bothers me the most when it gets scratchy and stubbley.

So I had a ...[text shortened]... ing pretty smooth right now.

Any girls want to feel me to know just how smooth a man can be?
I can hardly imagine they would, but good luck anyway 😉.
Did you try getting n electric shaver? I have one and it always works. Doesn't get as smoothe as with fire or wet shaving, but then again why would I care? 😛 Looks pretty grown up as well when you have this shade of black over your cheek 🙂

(NI!!!)

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I had a big problem recently, all my razors have broken (even the one I use to shave my head) and I have had to resort to using scissors to keep my beard in line.

The only trouble is that it is extremely tricky to cut around the neck with scissors, and this is where my beard bothers me the most when it gets scratchy and stubbley.

So I had a ...[text shortened]... ing pretty smooth right now.

Any girls want to feel me to know just how smooth a man can be?
Oh, yes, the fried face is so attractive. 😛

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I had a big problem recently, all my razors have broken (even the one I use to shave my head) and I have had to resort to using scissors to keep my beard in line.

The only trouble is that it is extremely tricky to cut around the neck with scissors, and this is where my beard bothers me the most when it gets scratchy and stubbley.

So I had a ...[text shortened]... ing pretty smooth right now.

Any girls want to feel me to know just how smooth a man can be?
I see a Darwin award in the making.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I had a big problem recently, all my razors have broken (even the one I use to shave my head) and I have had to resort to using scissors to keep my beard in line.

The only trouble is that it is extremely tricky to cut around the neck with scissors, and this is where my beard bothers me the most when it gets scratchy and stubbley.

So I had a ...[text shortened]... ing pretty smooth right now.

Any girls want to feel me to know just how smooth a man can be?
Why not just rub lighter fluid all over your head and then light the match? Or is that what you did? 😕


Nair is much less tricky and not so painful. 🙂

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I had a big problem recently, all my razors have broken (even the one I use to shave my head) and I have had to resort to using scissors to keep my beard in line.

The only trouble is that it is extremely tricky to cut around the neck with scissors, and this is where my beard bothers me the most when it gets scratchy and stubbley.

So I had a ...[text shortened]... ing pretty smooth right now.

Any girls want to feel me to know just how smooth a man can be?
CHEX! IM going to kick your... I tried what you said.. around my testicles.. IT STILL HURTS!!!😠

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I was going to post a burned face picture but they were too damn depressing. Yuck!

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I don't believe you've actually done it. I tried it on my legs a while ago (it's actually a common method in Turkey for example), and it didn't even come close to th effect of shaving or even waxing.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I have a large collection of cigarette lighters which used to come in handy consistantly when a girl would ask me for a light if I was out in a nightclub.
Tosser.

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Originally posted by angie88
I don't believe you've actually done it. I tried it on my legs a while ago (it's actually a common method in Turkey for example), and it didn't even come close to th effect of shaving or even waxing.
My father has a Turkish hairdresser who uses that technique for the short hair on the neck or temples. Apparently it works very well and doesn't hurt at all.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Tosser.
Ill toss you in a minute!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
My father has a Turkish hairdresser who uses that technique for the short hair on the neck or temples. Apparently it works very well and doesn't hurt at all.
Maybe not all conditions apply to angie88...

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