Find my clue.

1. I am composed entirely of a mineral substance.
2. I am not part of any actual building structure, I am a discrete object. You would occasionally find me in the open air but it isn't my normal habitat.
3. I am not connected with IT, although you'd probably find me or my brothers in the IT department.
4. I am not a surveillance camera.
5. I am not worn, i.e. I am not an item of clothing or an object to be found on a person.
6. I am used to transport something, whether in a building or in the open air or on a boat or wherever I happen to be.
7. I am not a trolley or wheeled device of any sort.
8. I am not associated with any form of transmission.
9. I am not a clipboard, and I'm happy not to be a clipboard, they don't get around much. I am welcomed everywhere I go by most humans, who like the something I carry.
10. I am not a box of French Eclairs.
11. I am not associated with money. You would pay if you bought me in a shop, of course, and you'd pay for the substance I carry as well.

1. I am composed entirely of a mineral substance.
2. I am not part of any actual building structure, I am a discrete object. You would occasionally find me in the open air but it isn't my normal habitat.
3. I am not connected with IT, although you'd probably find me or my brothers in the IT department.
4. I am not a surveillance camera.
5. I am not worn, i.e. I am not an item of clothing or an object to be found on a person.
6. I am used to transport something, whether in a building or in the open air or on a boat or wherever I happen to be.
7. I am not a trolley or wheeled device of any sort.
8. I am not associated with any form of transmission.
9. I am not a clipboard, and I'm happy not to be a clipboard, they don't get around much. I am welcomed everywhere I go by most humans, who like the something I carry.
10. I am not a box of French Eclairs.
11. I am not associated with money. You would pay if you bought me in a shop, of course, and you'd pay for the substance I carry as well.
12. I am a container designed to contain a particular group of substances.

Originally posted by Kewpie
1. I am composed entirely of a mineral substance.
2. I am not part of any actual building structure, I am a discrete object. You would occasionally find me in the open air but it isn't my normal habitat.
3. I am not connected with IT, although you'd probably find me or my brothers in the IT department.
4. I am not a surveillance camera.
5. I am not worn, carry as well.
12. I am a container designed to contain a particular group of substances.

1. I am composed entirely of a mineral substance.
2. I am not part of any actual building structure, I am a discrete object. You would occasionally find me in the open air but it isn't my normal habitat.
3. I am not connected with IT, although you'd probably find me or my brothers in the IT department.
4. I am not a surveillance camera.
5. I am not worn, i.e. I am not an item of clothing or an object to be found on a person.
6. I am used to transport something, whether in a building or in the open air or on a boat or wherever I happen to be.
7. I am not a trolley or wheeled device of any sort.
8. I am not associated with any form of transmission.
9. I am not a clipboard, and I'm happy not to be a clipboard, they don't get around much. I am welcomed everywhere I go by most humans, who like the something I carry.
10. I am not a box of French Eclairs.
11. I am not associated with money. You would pay if you bought me in a shop, of course, and you'd pay for the substance I carry as well.
12. I am a container designed to contain a particular group of substances.
13. I am designed to carry liquids.

Originally posted by Kewpie
1. I am composed entirely of a mineral substance.
2. I am not part of any actual building structure, I am a discrete object. You would occasionally find me in the open air but it isn't my normal habitat.
3. I am not connected with IT, although you'd probably find me or my brothers in the IT department.
4. I am not a surveillance camera.
5. I am not worn, ...[text shortened]... designed to contain a particular group of substances.
13. I am designed to carry liquids.

Originally posted by Kewpie
1. I am composed entirely of a mineral substance.
2. I am not part of any actual building structure, I am a discrete object. You would occasionally find me in the open air but it isn't my normal habitat.
3. I am not connected with IT, although you'd probably find me or my brothers in the IT department.
4. I am not a surveillance camera.
5. I am not worn, ...[text shortened]... designed to contain a particular group of substances.
13. I am designed to carry liquids.

1. I am composed entirely of a mineral substance.
2. I am not part of any actual building structure, I am a discrete object. You would occasionally find me in the open air but it isn't my normal habitat.
3. I am not connected with IT, although you'd probably find me or my brothers in the IT department.
4. I am not a surveillance camera.
5. I am not worn, i.e. I am not an item of clothing or an object to be found on a person.
6. I am used to transport something, whether in a building or in the open air or on a boat or wherever I happen to be.
7. I am not a trolley or wheeled device of any sort.
8. I am not associated with any form of transmission.
9. I am not a clipboard, and I'm happy not to be a clipboard, they don't get around much. I am welcomed everywhere I go by most humans, who like the something I carry.
10. I am not a box of French Eclairs.
11. I am not associated with money. You would pay if you bought me in a shop, of course, and you'd pay for the substance I carry as well.
12. I am a container designed to contain a particular group of substances.
13. I am designed to carry liquids.
14. I am not a flask.
15. I am not an ink cartridge.
check the note on Q9.

Originally posted by Kewpie
1. I am composed entirely of a mineral substance.
2. I am not part of any actual building structure, I am a discrete object. You would occasionally find me in the open air but it isn't my normal habitat.
3. I am not connected with IT, although you'd probably find me or my brothers in the IT department.
4. I am not a surveillance camera.
5. I am not worn, arry liquids.
14. I am not a flask.
15. I am not an ink cartridge.
check the note on Q9.

1. I am composed entirely of a mineral substance.
2. I am not part of any actual building structure, I am a discrete object. You would occasionally find me in the open air but it isn't my normal habitat.
3. I am not connected with IT, although you'd probably find me or my brothers in the IT department.
4. I am not a surveillance camera.
5. I am not worn, i.e. I am not an item of clothing or an object to be found on a person.
6. I am used to transport something, whether in a building or in the open air or on a boat or wherever I happen to be.
7. I am not a trolley or wheeled device of any sort.
8. I am not associated with any form of transmission.
9. I am not a clipboard, and I'm happy not to be a clipboard, they don't get around much. I am welcomed everywhere I go by most humans, who like the something I carry.
10. I am not a box of French Eclairs.
11. I am not associated with money. You would pay if you bought me in a shop, of course, and you'd pay for the substance I carry as well.
12. I am a container designed to contain a particular group of substances.
13. I am designed to carry liquids.
14. I am not a flask.
15. I am not an ink cartridge.
16. The liquid I carry isn't carbonated. Nothing to stop anyone filling me up with anything of course, but it's not what I was designed for.

Originally posted by Kewpie
1. I am composed entirely of a mineral substance.
2. I am not part of any actual building structure, I am a discrete object. You would occasionally find me in the open air but it isn't my normal habitat.
3. I am not connected with IT, although you'd probably find me or my brothers in the IT department.
4. I am not a surveillance camera.
5. I am not worn, ...[text shortened]... stop anyone filling me up with anything of course, but it's not what I was designed for.

1. I am composed entirely of a mineral substance.
2. I am not part of any actual building structure, I am a discrete object. You would occasionally find me in the open air but it isn't my normal habitat.
3. I am not connected with IT, although you'd probably find me or my brothers in the IT department.
4. I am not a surveillance camera.
5. I am not worn, i.e. I am not an item of clothing or an object to be found on a person.
6. I am used to transport something, whether in a building or in the open air or on a boat or wherever I happen to be.
7. I am not a trolley or wheeled device of any sort.
8. I am not associated with any form of transmission.
9. I am not a clipboard, and I'm happy not to be a clipboard, they don't get around much. I am welcomed everywhere I go by most humans, who like the something I carry.
10. I am not a box of French Eclairs.
11. I am not associated with money. You would pay if you bought me in a shop, of course, and you'd pay for the substance I carry as well.
12. I am a container designed to contain a particular group of substances.
13. I am designed to carry liquids.
14. I am not a flask.
15. I am not an ink cartridge.
16. The liquid I carry isn't carbonated. Nothing to stop anyone filling me up with anything of course, but it's not what I was designed for.
17. I am not a correction fluid bottle. Refer to Point 9 again.

Originally posted by Kewpie
1. I am composed entirely of a mineral substance.
2. I am not part of any actual building structure, I am a discrete object. You would occasionally find me in the open air but it isn't my normal habitat.
3. I am not connected with IT, although you'd probably find me or my brothers in the IT department.
4. I am not a surveillance camera.
5. I am not worn, ...[text shortened]... hat I was designed for.
17. I am not a correction fluid bottle. Refer to Point 9 again.

Soak enough clipboards in correction fluid, and the world will be an entirely different place. Have you been on the mushrooms?

"Have you been on the mushrooms?"

Yes.

but can't you see it, with enough correction fluid We could all get a fresh start with a clean clipboard.

Are you a thing that nobody has guessed yet?