Find my clue.

1. I am not edible.
2. I am smaller than a microwave.
3. And therefore, I am also smaller than fvcking Elvis.
4. Yes, you would usually find me in a house.

Would I find you in a wardrobe?

Originally posted by Kewpie
Would I find you in a wardrobe?

Are you an item of footwear?

Inside a house, smallish, and not edible, clothing is the next possibility, isn't it?

Could be a small child, if your a vegetarian.

Are you a coat hanger.

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1. I am not edible.
2. I am smaller than a microwave.
3. And therefore, I am also smaller than flopping Elvis.
4. Yes, you would usually find me in a house.
5. Yes, you would usually find me in a wardrobe, or close by one.
6. I am not an item of footwear.
7. I am not a coat hanger.

1. I am not edible.
2. I am smaller than a microwave.
3. And therefore, I am also smaller than flopping Elvis.
4. Yes, you would usually find me in a house.
5. Yes, you would usually find me in a wardrobe, or close by one.
6. I am not an item of footwear.
7. I am not a coat hanger.
8. I am not made of a soft fabric. I need to be more durable.