General
17 Jul 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane?
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.
Muffin Man
The muffin man is seated at the table
In the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen.
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon,
He gathers an Intimate quantity of dried muffin
Remnants and brushing his scapular aside,
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:
"Some people like cupcakes better.
I for one care less for them!"
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas
Snoot of a fully charged icing anointment utensil,
He 'poot's forths a quarter-ounce green rosette,
- oh ah yuk, yuk... let's try that again...! -
He 'poots' forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense,
But radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:
"Some people... some people like cupcakes
Exclusively, while myself, I say,
There is naught nor ought there be nothing
So exalted on the face of god's grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"
Girl you thought he was a man,
But he was a muffin,
He hung around till you found,
That he didn't know nuthin',
Girl you thought he was a man,
But he only was a-puffin',
No cries is heard in the night,
As a result of him stuffin',
Bruce Fowler on trombone,
Napoleon Murphy brock on tenor sax and lead vocals,
Terry Bozzio on drums,
Tom Fowler on bass,
Denny Walley on slide,
George Duke on keyboards,
Captain Beefheart on vocals and soprano sax and madness.
Thank you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you enjoyed it. goodnight
Austin, texas, where ever you are.
17 Jul 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeIf "throwing strudel out of a window" is a euphemism for dealing with the accusations of josephw and Suzianne on another thread, then OK. Although it's not something "new" that I'm doing. I've been doing it for some time now.
Rumour has reached the Ghost that FMF's new job involves throwing strudel out of a window.
This could just be pie in the sky.
😞
17 Jul 16
Originally posted by FMFAn excuse to give a link to my favourite strudel joke.
If "throwing strudel out of a window" is a euphemism for dealing with the accusations of josephw and Suzianne on another thread, then OK. Although it's not something "new" that I'm doing. I've been doing it for some time now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=48aUMXifAn8
17 Jul 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a Dukewho is the muffin man?
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane?
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMOd8WADZZM
17 Jul 16
Originally posted by Captain Strange"I only regret, that I have but one thumb to give for this most excellent post."
C.Strange : Can you smell anything
Suzianne : No
C.Strange : Me neither. Get in the kitchen and start cooking.
-Nathan Hale at the opening ceremonies of Playboy Bikini Beach Butt Bongo Party.
Originally posted by Ghost of a Dukequality dwool at last!
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane?
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMOd8WADZZM
18 Jul 16
Originally posted by phil3000The other possible output from the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen seems to be cupcakes.
FMF ,......however " muffin" has a slightly different slang word meaning for a sexual encounter with the business end of a woman .
Duchess64 will know ...