For sale: FreakyKBH

Originally posted by @captain-strange
The Ghost wears loose pantaloons
Especially when watching cartoons
He said they are a boom
When I need the rest room
After eating lots of prunes

Wowzers!
a limerick all about trousers,
I'm rather impressed
and suitably dressed,
(type 'pantaloons' in our internet browsers).

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Pantaloons:

1. Wide breeches worn especially in England during the reign of Charles II.
2. Close-fitting trousers usually having straps passing under the instep and worn especially in the 19th century.


www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pantaloon

Sounds uncomfortable. I'll take jeans. Looks like Freak has gone on vacation, maybe they took away his tablet at the old folks home......

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Wowzers!
a limerick all about trousers,
I'm rather impressed
and suitably dressed,
(type 'pantaloons' in our internet browsers).

Out-rhyming the Ghost?
It’s easy as toast.
Just wait till I post,
This seemingly most,
Immoderate boast.

Originally posted by @moonbus
Out-rhyming the Ghost?
It’s easy as toast.
Just wait till I post,
This seemingly most,
Immoderate boast.

We all thought Moonbus was great,
politeness his loveliest trait,
but suddenly one morning
with no kind of warning,
the Ghost's rhyming he sought to berate.

Zounds!
For 1200 pounds,
He’ll show you the rounds,
And before you know it,
He’ll make you a poet;
You’ll be so proud to show it.

Originally posted by @moonbus
Zounds!
For 1200 pounds,
He’ll show you the rounds,
And before you know it,
He’ll make you a poet;
You’ll be so proud to show it.

I hope you realize that was not a limerick.

Originally posted by @sonhouse
I hope you realize that was not a limerick.

Neither was it a haiku.

Originally posted by @moonbus
Neither was it a haiku.

The Ghost can also confirm it wasn't a piece of Peruvian pipe music.