For sale: FreakyKBH

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
[youtube]bPmVhyHBRAM[/youtube]

That was a funny movie.

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
Phalanges covered with flesh
Are fingers nevertheless,
Fingers aren't thumbs but thumbs are dead ringers
For short stubby odd looking fingers

I've often squeezed a lemon,
I've never squeezed a lime,
but my brain is squeezed quite dreadfully.
each time you try to rhyme.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
I've often squeezed a lemon,
I've never squeezed a lime,
but my brain is squeezed quite dreadfully.
each time you try to rhyme.

Ahem

A poem entitled...
The Timeless Poem
( by Sir Lemon C Lime )


Adherence to meter and rhyme
Is so ectoplasmatic sublime
And much like nose nugguts
Adhering to lug-nuts
Will stick to the end of all time

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Dude, you can't rhyme thumbs with thumbs.

Totally illegal.

And not only that, I was hoping to get more than 3 thumbs down from the down thumbing St Dumbs thumber...

I am very disappointed 😞

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Dude, you can't rhyme thumbs with thumbs.

Totally illegal.

Wait a minute, hold the phone, keep yer britches on...
Seriously. Keep them on or turn off the web cam 😛 😕

Not only do thumbs rhythm with thumbs, but they are spelled and pronounced exacty the same.
You can't get any closer to perfection than that.

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
rhythm with thumbs

rhythmic thumbs???
stop playing with yerself...

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
Wait a minute, hold the phone, keep yer britches on...
Seriously. Keep them on or turn off the web cam 😛 😕

Not only do thumbs rhythm with thumbs, but they are spelled and pronounced exacty the same.
You can't get any closer to perfection than that.

Fundamental to 'rhyme' sir is that one word 'rhymes' with an entirely different word. A word can not rhyme with itself, any more than a word can make you a full English breakfast or trouser press your pantaloons.

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
Ahem

A poem entitled...
[b]The Timeless Poem
( by Sir Lemon C Lime )


Adherence to meter and rhyme
Is so ectoplasmatic sublime
And much like nose nugguts
Adhering to lug-nuts
Will stick to the end of all time[/b]

Substitute 'wing nuts' for "lug-nuts"... it makes more sense.

Also, substitute 'carried himself in a bucket' for "carried his stuff"...
We mere mortals can't do that, but ghosts can.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Fundamental to 'rhyme' sir is that one word 'rhymes' with an entirely different word. A word can not rhyme with itself, any more than a word can make you a full English breakfast or trouser press your pantaloons.

Who presses pantaloons?
Who wears pantaloons?




what are pantaloons?

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
Who presses pantaloons?
Who wears pantaloons?




what are pantaloons?

Pantaloons:

1. Wide breeches worn especially in England during the reign of Charles II.
2. Close-fitting trousers usually having straps passing under the instep and worn especially in the 19th century.


www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pantaloon

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Fundamental to 'rhyme' sir is that one word 'rhymes' with an entirely different word. A word can not rhyme with itself, any more than a word can make you a full English breakfast or trouser press your pantaloons.

he has a valid poetic license I'm told

Originally posted by @lemondrop
he has a valid poetic license I'm told

The Ghost, in his wisdom and omnipotence, revoked that license. He has also been banned from wearing pantaloons.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
The Ghost, in his wisdom and omnipotence, revoked that license. He has also been banned from wearing pantaloons.

You mean you revoked his licence (perhaps after you licensed him).
(Although our American cousins use license for both verb and noun)

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
You mean you revoked his licence (perhaps after you licensed him).
(Although our American cousins use license for both verb and noun)

Don't expect pantaloons for Christmas sir!

😠

The Ghost wears loose pantaloons
Especially when watching cartoons
He said they are a boom
When I need the rest room
After eating lots of prunes