Originally posted by @captain-strangesweet jesus yer meter is screwed,
So up for sale goes our friend Freaky
Now some may find him rather cheeky
If sonhouse bought he'd discover that the earth is flat
And he might even stop being such an autocrat
When he finds all his theories need a good tweaky
and it smells like yer pants have been pooed,
put some time in my friend,
before you click send,
and make yer rhymes much more lewd...
Originally posted by @rookie54I'm grateful for your advice rookie54
sweet jesus yer meter is screwed,
and it smells like yer pants have been pooed,
put some time in my friend,
before you click send,
and make yer rhymes much more lewd...
But I can't be lewd like some old whore
In my pants I have done poos
But only after lots of brews
Its good to have you as a mentor
Originally posted by @captain-strangeif yer gonna write a decent lymryck,
I'm grateful for your advice rookie54
But I can't be lewd like some old whore
In my pants I have done poos
But only after lots of brews
Its good to have you as a mentor
you'll want to make it jingle with dick,
don't be stingy or fussy,
or use words like stinky or pussy,
these will only be seen as sick...
Originally posted by @rookie54I would never write about a pussy
if yer gonna write a decent lymryck,
you'll want to make it jingle with dick,
don't be stingy or fussy,
or use words like stinky or pussy,
these will only be seen as sick...
Even if it was quite bushy
Also I won't use words like stinky
And even if I've had a drinky
I promise not to mention tushy.
Originally posted by @freakykbhIt’s not the cough that’ll carry you off,
Asbestos-pasbestos.
If it keeps you warmer, what's the problem?
It’s the coffin they carry you off in.
Originally posted by @rookie54I thought to craft a limerick
if yer gonna write a decent lymryck,
you'll want to make it jingle with dick,
don't be stingy or fussy,
or use words like stinky or pussy,
these will only be seen as sick...
One which did not rhyme with dick
The problem in this biz
Means finding where the penis
And spacing is its own trick
Originally posted by @freakykbhyer value as a human just went up...
I thought to craft a limerick
One which did not rhyme with dick
The problem in this biz
Means finding where the penis
And spacing is its own trick
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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeSo Spooky has a cutting barb
In pennies?
And he drives an ancient Saab
Actually he's a really a nice guy
But not in the least bit shy
And I rather like his garb.