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Originally posted by @captain-strange
So Spooky has a cutting barb
And he drive an ancient Saab
Actually he's a really a nice guy
But not in the least bit shy
And I rather like his garb.
Captain, you're a splendid fellow,
slightly odd but chilled and mellow,
you make us laugh,
but need a bath,
your feet decidedly yellow.

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-Removed-
Too much of our lives: queing for a turn
One step forward but only closer to an urn.
Inside voice wonders "What the heck?!?"
"At what point comes the check?!"
Ready or not, we float to heaven or trip, fall and burn.

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
In pennies?
Good ol' GOAD with his sad smile upside down
Walking the points of compass all over town
He's a smart little fella
Uses that frown as an umbrella
Catching pennies from heaven 'fore they can hit the ground.

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Originally posted by @freakykbh
Good ol' GOAD with his sad smile upside down
Walking the points of compass all over town
He's a smart little fella
Uses that frown as an umbrella
Catching pennies from heaven 'fore they can hit the ground.
Happy-go-plucky
is the Freak.
Hiding his guise behind
a mask;
prompts one, to have to ask:
Is this sneaky man,
actually... a geek?

😀

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
Happy-go-plucky
is the Freak.
Hiding his guise behind
a mask;
prompts one, to have to ask:
Is this sneaky man,
actually... a geek?

😀
The quirky! The odd-numbered!
WOLFE63
Noiselessly shouting his silent 'e'
Takes a swipe at rhyming
A shot at timing
A bit off, but good; subject matter: ME!

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Originally posted by @freakykbh
The quirky! The odd-numbered!
[b]WOLFE63
Noiselessly shouting his silent 'e'
Takes a swipe at rhyming
A shot at timing
A bit off, but good; subject matter: ME![/b]
Sir, allow one to teach you to rhyme,
your efforts so far are a crime,
I know you're trying your best,
(in your nylon vest)
but I suspect you're well past your prime.

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Sir, allow one to teach you to rhyme,
your efforts so far are a crime,
I know you're trying your best,
(in your nylon vest)
but I suspect you're well past your prime.
finally!!!

METER!!!

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i do not wish to kill this thread,
but,
i will...
somebody, ANYBODY, stop me from killing this thread...

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Originally posted by @rookie54
i do not wish to kill this thread,
but,
i will...
somebody, ANYBODY, stop me from killing this thread...
you rang...?

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Originally posted by @torunn
you rang...?
you sweet lady!!!
may i treat you to ice cream???

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Originally posted by @rookie54
you sweet lady!!!
may i treat you to ice cream???
Thank you, just what I was hoping for!

May I just add, I'm not anybody, but somebody. 🙂

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and not just somebody,
but,
a gracious somebody...

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Originally posted by @rookie54
and not just somebody,
but,
a gracious somebody...
Thank you Rookie, you are very much somebody!

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Originally posted by @rookie54
i do not wish to kill this thread,
but,
i will...
somebody, ANYBODY, stop me from killing this thread...
Stand ye down, thou cad
For thine threat is so bad
If wishing to snuff
Out this wreaking rhyme stuff
Then don't wait, do it now
With yer rusty old plow

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Originally posted by @lemon-lime
Stand ye down, thou cad
For thine threat is so bad
If wishing to snuff
Out this wreaking rhyme stuff
Then don't wait, do it now
With yer rusty old plow
Come now Lemon-lime,
that ditty was hardly sublime,
it caused me to pout
triggered me gout,
and was lacking severely in rhyme.