Forum slights (your favourites)

@yo-its-me said
Is that the reason you don't write any funny slights to entertain us vr?

Did you think I was here for your entertainment?

-VR

@very-rusty said
Did you think I was here for your entertainment?

-VR

errrrm
yes
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!

@yo-its-me said
errrrm
yes
?
!

Try a Thread one of the TWINS started if you want to be entertained. Suggest you stay away from the abc's one of them started. Just plain silly. 🙂

-VR

@very-rusty said
Did you think I was here for your entertainment?

-VR

No, I am not so narcissistic as to imagine that you are here, apparently tap dancing, just for my personal entertainment. I surmised that you have Tourette Syndrome. Nothing has so far persuaded me that my initial observation was mistaken.





PS Rusty will now Google, and thereafter copy-waste [sic], a definition of “Tourette Syndrome.”


EDIT Rusty to Moonbus: do you really think I suffer from Tourette Syndrome?

Moonbus to Rusty: oh no, you don’t suffer nearly enough from it.

Dive to @returningabuser

“Welcome [sic] back.”


Just before the axe falls.

@moonbus said
No, I am not so narcissistic as to imagine that you are here, apparently tap dancing, just for my personal entertainment. I surmised that you have Tourette Syndrome. Nothing has so far persuaded me that my initial observation was mistaken.





PS Rusty will now Google, and thereafter copy-waste [sic], a definition of “Tourette Syndrome.”


EDIT Rusty to Moonbus: do ...[text shortened]... from Tourette Syndrome?

Moonbus to Rusty: oh no, you don’t suffer nearly enough from it.

LOL...I guess you didn't appreciate my bald headed comment in your direction.

Just wear a hat!

-VR

@yo-its-me said
Yes, no one can be nice all the time, right?

I don’t trust entirely nice people.

@moonbus said
I don’t trust entirely nice people.

Best not to trust anyone, then you're never disappointed. 🙂

-VR

I think your problem is
Your butt is too fat to get on the short bus

@gambrel said
I think your problem is
Your butt is too fat to get on the short bus

If you happen to be talking about my butt. I've been told I have the perfect butt! 🙂

-VR

@very-rusty said
If you happen to be talking about my butt. I've been told I have the perfect butt! 🙂

-VR

Courtesy of the internet, I saw this one the other day: "Girls with butts like mine don't talk to men with faces like yours."

Ouch.

@suzianne said
Courtesy of the internet, I saw this one the other day: "Girls with butts like mine don't talk to men with faces like yours."

Ouch.

Slightly off topic here, but when the wife:girlfriend comes home wearing a new outfit and asks “does my big butt look big in this?” there’s no right answer.

😵

@moonbus said
Slightly off topic here, but when the wife:girlfriend comes home wearing a new outfit and asks “does my big butt look big in this?” there’s no right answer.

😵

Wife or girlfriend?

My wife asked me once if a dress made her look fat. I said it wasn't the dress' fault

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Your ears are funny looking.

Kiss your mother with that mouth?