21 Oct 07
..if anyone has need of some superior dna i could go into the garage and get an old rasp from the woodbox and scrape off some skin cells from the side of my neck and mail them to you...( trying to be helpful here as the last 40 minutes of posting shows a serious decline in the
level of humanity )...
21 Oct 07
Originally posted by rubberjaw30who are you calling weak, rubbermouth?
damn you!
all you had to do was refrain, and this piece of crap would have floated straight down to the bottom with a one under the post count...
but NOOOOOOOOOOOO, couldn't could you?
you're weak.
21 Oct 07
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Originally posted by MissOleumits ok, I don't mind the cold
careful, you'll knock over the chessboard, THEN we'll get kicked out into the cold again ... 🙁
I'm in leather
that's right, baby
l-e-a-t-h-e-r
the sexiest material god allowed us mortals to manufacture, and it's on me...
I could convince Hugh Hefner to let me be the centrefold as long as I'm wearing this.
Oh my god,
the resulting actions would be sinful if I were to catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror right now, oh jeez.
so fine...
I'm not allowed on farms in this leather because its such a chick magnet...
I give older teachers heart attacks in this thing. I've been given a suspension for wearing this: too many girls fainted, and I got the blame. My photo has been outlawed in newspapers in nine states and Herzevegona.
I have become a world-class torso model in this...
21 Oct 07
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Originally posted by MissOleumdehydrated, stained cowhide??? or beauty that you can touch!!!
dehydrated, stained cow hide
and it's Herzegovina - and deduce - I guess you were too busy in the beauty queue to have time for the other one
and I personally (deliberately, personally --- same diff.)misspelled the country, the real thing just brings dirty anatomical thoughts to my mind. and you are correct, I was using deductive reasoning, you have a keen eye... most wouldn't notice the difference at a quick glance.