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..if anyone has need of some superior dna i could go into the garage and get an old rasp from the woodbox and scrape off some skin cells from the side of my neck and mail them to you...( trying to be helpful here as the last 40 minutes of posting shows a serious decline in the
level of humanity )...

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hey, you're in the General forum here - what did you expect? 😵

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I will take a bit if you like, I could inject it into one of my sperm cells and try and create a fusion of our two personalities. Although, I would need to know what it is you could offer to better my powers with your own DNA?

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Originally posted by MissOleum
hey, you're in the General forum here - what did you expect? 😵
damn you!
all you had to do was refrain, and this piece of crap would have floated straight down to the bottom with a one under the post count...
but NOOOOOOOOOOOO, couldn't could you?
you're weak.

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
damn you!
all you had to do was refrain, and this piece of crap would have floated straight down to the bottom with a one under the post count...
but NOOOOOOOOOOOO, couldn't could you?
you're weak.
who are you calling weak, rubbermouth?

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Originally posted by MissOleum
who are you calling weak, rubbermouth?
well, I reply/quoted you, and I said ".. you're weak..."
so, one could induce that I was talking about you.

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..cat fight..

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careful, you'll knock over the chessboard, THEN we'll get kicked out into the cold again ... 🙁

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Originally posted by MissOleum
careful, you'll knock over the chessboard, THEN we'll get kicked out into the cold again ... 🙁
its ok, I don't mind the cold
I'm in leather
that's right, baby
l-e-a-t-h-e-r
the sexiest material god allowed us mortals to manufacture, and it's on me...
I could convince Hugh Hefner to let me be the centrefold as long as I'm wearing this.
Oh my god,
the resulting actions would be sinful if I were to catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror right now, oh jeez.
so fine...
I'm not allowed on farms in this leather because its such a chick magnet...
I give older teachers heart attacks in this thing. I've been given a suspension for wearing this: too many girls fainted, and I got the blame. My photo has been outlawed in newspapers in nine states and Herzevegona.
I have become a world-class torso model in this...

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dehydrated, stained cow hide

and it's Herzegovina - and deduce - I guess you were too busy in the beauty queue to have time for the other one

....purr....

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Originally posted by MissOleum
dehydrated, stained cow hide

and it's Herzegovina - and deduce - I guess you were too busy in the beauty queue to have time for the other one
dehydrated, stained cowhide??? or beauty that you can touch!!!

and I personally (deliberately, personally --- same diff.)misspelled the country, the real thing just brings dirty anatomical thoughts to my mind. and you are correct, I was using deductive reasoning, you have a keen eye... most wouldn't notice the difference at a quick glance.

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personally = deliberately ???

or are you just implying that you're really a person? get out of this catfight!

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Originally posted by MissOleum
personally = deliberately ???

or are you just implying that you're really a person? get out of this catfight!
I'm catman!
I can exist in both worlds!
*Scratch of Death*

and just like that, I transformed this into an anime catfight!

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sorry, kid - I'm too old for anime ... catatonia's more my thing 😴

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Originally posted by MissOleum
sorry, kid - I'm too old for anime ... catatonia's more my thing 😴
ok, then
I don't like anime, but it was the only style I could think of that might actually have a "scratch of death"
but that doesn't matter, because I'm a dog now
you lose
🙂