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This had me in shreds:
Disclaimer, privacy policy and conditions:
We will never, ever, under pain of torture or death, incarceration, vivisection, probulation or abduction knowingly reveal your identity to any shadow forces or aliens. After all, what's the sense of selling people tin foil hats if you tell the enemy who has them? They'd just track you ...[text shortened]... en produced in a facillity which processes nuts.
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Here:
http://www.foil-hat.com/
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