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A king owned a jungle and stated that whoever walked into the jungle would have to stick 10 fruits up their butts. One day 3 men came and walked into the king's jungle. The king said "You must bring 10 same fruits and stick it up your butt without laughing or else you will get hanged and sent to heaven" The first man brought 10 grapes. On the 3rd grape he said he gives up. So then he got hanged. The second guy brought 10 strawberries. But on the 9th strawberry he laughed and got hanged. So then in heaven the first 2 men met and had a conversation. The first man said "You almost had it!! Why did you laugh? The second man replied "I saw the thrid man bringing 10 pineapples!!!!!"πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by love4chess
A king owned a jungle and stated that whoever walked into the jungle would have to stick 10 fruits up their butts. One day 3 men came and walked into the king's jungle. The king said "You must bring 10 same fruits and stick it up your butt without laughing or else you will get hanged and sent to heaven" The first man brought 10 grapes. On the 3rd grape he ...[text shortened]... did you laugh? The second man replied "I saw the thrid man bringing 10 pineapples!!!!!"πŸ˜€
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Originally posted by love4chess
A king owned a jungle and stated that whoever walked into the jungle would have to stick 10 fruits up their butts. One day 3 men came and walked into the king's jungle. The king said "You must bring 10 same fruits and stick it up your butt without laughing or else you will get hanged and sent to heaven" The first man brought 10 grapes. On the 3rd grape he ...[text shortened]... did you laugh? The second man replied "I saw the thrid man bringing 10 pineapples!!!!!"πŸ˜€
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Originally posted by love4chess
A king owned a jungle and stated that whoever walked into the jungle would have to stick 10 fruits up their butts. One day 3 men came and walked into the king's jungle. The king said "You must bring 10 same fruits and stick it up your butt without laughing or else you will get hanged and sent to heaven" The first man brought 10 grapes. On the 3rd grape he ...[text shortened]... did you laugh? The second man replied "I saw the thrid man bringing 10 pineapples!!!!!"πŸ˜€
Why, when they had been told they would be sticking the fruits up their bum, would anyone bring pineapples? πŸ˜•

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Originally posted by adramforall
Why, when they had been told they would be sticking the fruits up their bum, would anyone bring pineapples? πŸ˜•
Sadomasochist?

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Try it and let us know will ya.

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Shhhh! You'll give away the REAL reason Adam, Eve and that apple were chucked out of the Garden of Eden.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Shhhh! You'll give away the REAL reason Adam, Eve and that apple were chucked out of the Garden of Eden.

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I thought the referrence was to an Asp not an As......well you know.

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You get to heaven because you were hanged, not for the fruits up your ass.

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Originally posted by adramforall
Why, when they had been told they would be sticking the fruits up their bum, would anyone bring pineapples? πŸ˜•
Maybe the joke should be told: The King send them to collect fruit ten of a kind and when each came back told them to stuff them up their butt.´?

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