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Geese are a-holes

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@vivify

i use a 2 iron and a three quarter punch shot to the throat area

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@vivify

I concur but you may want to get rid of your last sentence, I think auto-bot is working again. Oh yea, and 'b' word too.

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@rookie54 said
@vivify

i use a 2 iron and a three quarter punch shot to the throat area
You sir, are a hero.

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We need an international holiday like Women's Day, except make it a week-long celebration of geese holocaust.


My OP got deleted. I tried changing the B-word to the T word, and that seemed to be worse. My post:

Geese in North America live near lakes and ponds built by humans and have no natural predators. They think they're at the top of the food chain, absolutely confident I won't run over them with my car.

Geese need to be killed. I don't mean wiped out or endangered, but murdered until the rest of them get the point that they're not the tough little turds they think they are. Geese are mean-spirited, overly confident cocky worthless menaces.

My niece has a huge dog think I'm thinking of texting her to borrow. I hate her dog, but it's perfect mauling those little SOBs.

Geese are a-holes.


for $40 an hour you can hire a goose slayer

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@vivify

Apparently someone got pooped on by a goose 🙄

..Or chased away 😆...I can see you running in my head 😆

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@vivify said
My OP got deleted. I tried changing the B-word to the T word, and that seemed to be worse. My post:

Geese in North America live near lakes and ponds built by humans and have no natural predators. They think they're at the top of the food chain, absolutely confident I won't run over them with my car.

Geese need to be killed. I don't mean wiped out or endangered, but ...[text shortened]... her to borrow. I hate her dog, but it's perfect mauling those little SOBs.

Geese are a-holes.
I believe it was the 'b' word.

-VR

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@vivify said
We need an international holiday like Women's Day, except make it a week-long celebration of geese holocaust.
did you ever think that maybe you're interfering with their game?
and that people are the real a-holes?

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@lemondrop said
did you ever think that maybe you're interfering with their game?
and that people are the real a-holes?
Nah he got pooped on or chased away...

He is butthurt...too sensitive. Typical Liberal 🙄

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@very-musty said
Nah he got pooped on or chased away...

He is butthurt...too sensitive. Typical Liberal 🙄
you sound like a trumpturd
a darwinian mistake

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@lemondrop said
you sound like a trumpturd
a darwinian mistake
...said the overweight gay guy who thinks he is a girl...

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@very-rusty said
I believe it was the 'b' word.

-VR
The 'b' word?

Was it bitch? Or bitches?

Guess it wasn't that.