Girl 11 - pregnant - breaks record!!!

Originally posted by royalchicken
You stole my joke.

I hope the thief is gonna be jailed for a good few years.

Originally posted by Nordlys
I hope the thief is gonna be jailed for a good few years.

I suspect the thief is writing from inside. Little titties indeed.

Originally posted by royalchicken
You stole my joke.

I didn't see it.

I still don't.

Originally posted by Bowmann
I didn't see it.

I still don't.

Two bald men arguing over a comb, as someone once said.

(Er, I mean... as I have just made up.)

Originally posted by dottewell
Two bald men arguing over a comb, as someone once said.

Do I look bald?

http://tinyurl.com/h7bsr

Originally posted by Bowmann
Do I look bald?

http://tinyurl.com/h7bsr

Yes.

Originally posted by Bowmann
I didn't see it.

I still don't.

My comment to Freddie is a joke with the same premise as your joke.

Originally posted by royalchicken
My comment to Freddie is a joke with the same premise as your joke.

But mine worked. It made sense.

Originally posted by Bowmann
But mine worked. It made sense.

So did Brother Whalechicken's. So be a good boy now and give it back to him.

Originally posted by Nordlys
So did Brother Whalechicken's. So be a good boy now and give it back to him.

Stay out of it, fish-face.

Originally posted by adramforall
The girl, from West Lothian, is due to give birth in a few weeks, breaking the record set by Jenny Teague of Dorset, who had a baby aged 12 years and nine months in 1997.

That baby will be around nine now. If she inherit it from her mother, she will be taking over the championship belt very very soon, I guess.

Originally posted by Bowmann
Stay out of it, fish-face.

Hmmmm, I certainly hope not she does smell like fish too...

Edit: forgot the 'not'...

Originally posted by Nordlys
So did Brother Whalechicken's. So be a good boy now and give it back to him.

No, I'd rather he kept it and suffered the wrath of the Whale Father in the Whalestrom of the next life. Pent and repent, Blowmann; your deceit is discovered and the Whale Father does not look kindly on theft, even if it's a fluke.

Originally posted by royalchicken
...even if it's a fluke.

No fluke. No theft. You simply don't have the talent to make the best joke when the opportunity arises.

Originally posted by Bowmann
No fluke. No theft. You simply don't have the talent to make the best joke when the opportunity arises.

I'm not suggesting mine's better, merely that the inspiration for that class of jokes is firmly mine. You merely improved on it 😛.