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As a completely toxified alcoholic weighing 6 stones and 8 Oz, I suffer from gout infrequently. However, when my decision to abstain from alcohol for 4 or 5 hours and decide to eat, my protein levels and praline levels increase so dramatically to the point of severe gout attacks, every 24 hours.

My praline levels increase too much because I like Fish and Chips after the Pub. Allegedly praline causes gout and is found largely in oily fish such as anchovies. That cuts out Pizza Hut on the way home then after a few Guienni and Pool.

Then there's the rumours 'wine'. But I can happily have a bottle of Chateau Neuf du Pape 24 times a week without a single gout attack.

So then I think, "Well there's no obvious reason for my gout attacks as dignosed by my GP, so what can it be?"

Pressure of a woman? Stress?

Then I realised...... none of the above.....my daily gout pain is because.... πŸ˜‰

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Wait a minute.... PRALINE!!!
That is the fulling they put in chocolate truffles!

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Wait a minute.... PRALINE!!!
That is the fulling they put in chocolate truffles!
I'm a PIG then! 😏

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Wait a minute.... PRALINE!!!
That is the fulling they put in chocolate truffles!
Purines?

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I think you should always have a good supply of purines since they are an essential base group in DNA .

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I think you should always have a good supply of purines since they are an essential base group in DNA .
Dunno..... It's 00.57 and 2 bottles of purines...lmao πŸ™

kitf.. I 'm happy 4 once... 😏

pralines is correst budgie.......... rexis crrict 2

soz widgie

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Originally posted by mikelom
As a completely toxified alcoholic weighing 6 stones and 8 Oz, I suffer from gout infrequently. However, when my decision to abstain from alcohol for 4 or 5 hours and decide to eat, my protein levels and praline levels increase so dramatically to the point of severe gout attacks, every 24 hours.

My praline levels increase too much because I like Fish and ...[text shortened]... tress?

Then I realised...... none of the above.....my daily gout pain is because.... πŸ˜‰
My friend (also a heavy drinker) also suffers from spotty gout attacks. He claims that it was hereditary.

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i'm really glad that i have no idea what this thread is about. i'm not going to look it up in wiki either, no web searches, and not even going to think about it.

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Originally posted by mikelom
As a completely toxified alcoholic weighing 6 stones and 8 Oz, I suffer from gout infrequently. However, when my decision to abstain from alcohol for 4 or 5 hours and decide to eat, my protein levels and praline levels increase so dramatically to the point of severe gout attacks, every 24 hours.

My praline levels increase too much because I like Fish and ...[text shortened]... tress?

Then I realised...... none of the above.....my daily gout pain is because.... πŸ˜‰
6 stone?! 😲

How tall are you?

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Originally posted by darvlay
My friend (also a heavy drinker) also suffers from spotty gout attacks. He claims that it was hereditary.
Now, Darvs, I am relating to you! No I don't want a fettle From you.

Gouty arthritis?.

It moves around.... the pain and stiffness I mean. I never had gout attack in my big toe!! Every time i went to a hosp they say how is your big toe... bllllkcks. it's in my ankle, like my foot is like a football and i have glass in my achilles. then it's in my knee.. then it's in my ruddy kidney and back ache.

I had a blood test this week. yes my uric is up, but only to 540. i'm on allopurinol (yes , it can kill you if you have kidney problems and it can cause lots of other life threatening crucifixions, as Woods would beliEve) and all other full count is perfectly normal.

So what is this?? CANCER?? πŸ™

lmao... cancer.

But how does one control gouty arthritis? if there is such a thing??

Sorry, didn't see the hereditary bit.

My ma has extended arthritis, osteoperosis and myeloma, if that's spilled correctly..... and dad.. well he's ok.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
6 stone?! 😲

How tall are you?
Dear Mr Sin.

It is now 02.02am my time.

Please accept my apologies for misleading you as a participator in the internet.

I am 72' 92" tall

and weigh 2oz.

My sincere apologies for your belief in what you read.

Best Regards,

-M.