10. Still, the harlot who dared to weave cotton and woolen threads to make her garment was condemned to getting stoned. While stoned she came up with the concept of the fashion walk, later to become the fashion runway, a name that would have to wait another 4000 years for the invention of the airport
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby12.___________________
"Great 21st Century History Book"
(Subtitle: Most Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Everything
But Were Too Afraid or Bashful to Ask, in Seven Revisionist Volumes)
Volume One... ETERNITY PAST
(Lines 1-11)
Volume Two... ANGELS
(Lines 12-
Note: To be followed by Two... Angels; Three... Earth; Four... Animals;
Five... Mankind; Six... Love, Chess and War; Seven... Eternity Future.
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby12. Quite contrary to uninformed popular opinion, angels (the first and highest order of creation) were not some kind of indiscriminate and
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homogeneous lot or mass of super spirit creatures without comparative differences. Their intelligence, responsibility assignments, beauty,
even their individual radiance of light and strength followed divine protocols (which established rank, authority, even number of wings).
At the top of Heaven's totem pole Lucifer, Micael, Gabriel and a few other heavy hitters were positioned. At the very bottom sat Clarence.
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby13. And poor Clarence, having only one wing due to his low status on the Angel "team", was trying to convince Lucifer that maybe, just maybe, he'd be able to loose some of his weight and be able to fly with just the one. He did so want to be a "real" member of the team.
12. Quite contrary to uninformed popular opinion, angels (the first and highest order of creation) were not some kind of indiscriminate and
homogeneous lot or mass of super spirit creatures without comparative differences. Their intelligence, responsibility assignments, beauty,
even their individual radiance of light and strength followed divine ...[text shortened]... heavy hitters were positioned. At the very bottom sat Clarence.
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Originally posted by Great Big Stees14. Clarence really had no way to know, during his naive chubbyhood, that "the team" would eventually split into two teams...
13. And poor Clarence, having only one wing due to his low status on the Angel "team", was trying to convince Lucifer that maybe, just maybe, he'd be able to loose some of his weight and be able to fly with just the one. He did so want to be a "real" member of the team.
playing a hotly contested prehistoric chess match that would continue into human history and conclude at the end of time.
One third of all the angels volunteered to play for the new black team, led by Lucifer. Two thirds remained with the white.
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby15. Clarence thought to himself, "Perhaps that could possibly be the reason for his only having one wing." Because of his low status (on the bubble so to speak) neither team was sure which one he'd end up on so rather than give him full white status "they'd" only go half way.
[b]14. Clarence really had no way to know, during his naive chubbyhood, that "the team" would eventually split into two teams...
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Originally posted by coquetteGreat 21st Century History Book
16. And thus it came to pass, that born to the virgin in Bethlehem, a future master chef by the name of Jesus.
Chapter One... Eternity Past
(Lines 1-11)
Chapter Two... Angels
(Lines 12-16)
Chapter Three... Earth
(Lines 17-
Note: To be followed by (Chapters 4-7) Animals; Mankind; Love, Chess and War; Eternity Future.
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby17. Earth, Wind and Fire had just played Yankee Stadium, to a boisterous crowd of appreciative fans, when out of nowhere there came a loud clap of thunder. A big, black cloud formed over 2nd base and from it came a large finger, pointing directly at the stage..............
Great 21st Century History Book
Chapter One... Eternity Past
(Lines 1-11)
Chapter Two... Angels
(Lines 12-16)
Chapter Three... Earth
(Lines 17-
Note: To be followed by (Chapters 4-7) Animals; Mankind; Love, Chess and War; Eternity Future.
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20. And so the pirate walked the Planck in the manner of Zeno, a middle ranked Angel, or to be more specific, Zeno was an Angel of the rank exactly in the middle... between Lucifer and the half wing Clarance.
So the pirate, whose first name started with a K, walked half way the length of the Planck, paused and then walked half way the remaining length, paused again and then again walking half way the remaining length, and so on, and so on she or he continued forever never quite reaching the end and thus never suffering Lucifer's fate of falling to the Earth through Wind and Fire.
Lucky for him or her the constant Light constructed by the forman Manuel with real mu's and epsilon's was continuous and not discrete so he or she never reached the Planck Length and did not have to take that quantum leap of faith. Meanwhile God played dice while others played chess. Alea iacta est !