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Originally posted by coquette36.After carefull (which for him was something new) consideration he decided not to go that route (pronounced root{in Canadian} and rout{in American}) He got on his walkie talkie and asked Burford (his deputy) to get his sorry asp over here and try to get forensics (his cousin/brother) to see if they could get ID's on the body parts left by Alley and Bertha. Burford said he'd be right there as soon as he was finished behind the tree.
35. Course with Gil finally put it together with the ambulance looking lights and sirens and all and connected them with the ambulance prison break over in LaFayette he figured maybe he done fell in to sumpin and figured it might be time to call in the state police and FBI.
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Originally posted by Great Big Stees37. In the meantime at the North end of the pond, Bertha, Alley and Sly were comparing notes. Sly said, "Ya know mom and dad, these older specimens are a lot less agile than those first two I missed". Alley said, "That's right son you just learned what's called a life lesson. Now save that in your hard drive for future reference. Oh and here's another "tip" son. The bigger they are the slower they are. Now having said that there is a downside to that.They tend to have a lot more fat and we know that you don't want to eat too many of them....not healthy."
36.After carefull (which for him was something new) consideration he decided not to go that route (pronounced root{in Canadian} and rout{in American}) He got on his walkie talkie and asked Burford (his deputy) to get his sorry asp over here and try to get forensics (his cousin/brother) to see if they could get ID's on the body parts left by Alley and Bertha. Burford said he'd be right there as soon as he was finished behind the tree.
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Originally posted by Great Big Stees38. "Speaking of healthy. Did your mom tell you that she is pregnant Sly?" said Alley. "No I didn't know that dad. When's the happy day?" he querried. "Oh not for a few months yet" Bertha said. " Your dad and I were waiting for a good time to tell you. Doc Croc said it was better to wait till you had a full stomach. He never did say why. Anyway we had an ultra sound done last week and as it turns out it's twin girls.. We were wondering if you might help us and come up with some names. Sly thought "Wow they want input from me...they're pretty progressive parents" "How about Sylvestre and Bonnie?"
37. In the meantime at the North end of the pond, Bertha, Alley and Sly were comparing notes. Sly said, "Ya know mom and dad, these older specimens are a lot less agile than those first two I missed". Alley said, "That's right son you just learned what's called a life lesson. Now save that in your hard drive for future reference. Oh and here's anothe ...[text shortened]... lot more fat and we know that you don't want to eat too many of them....not healthy."
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyChapter Two... Alley & Bertha's Children
RHP General Forum Literary Notice (June 26, 2008):
"Great 21st Century Novel" (The Omega Millennium) and Short Story
(Gone Were the Flowers) have been completed and are still enjoying
popularity on The New York Times Best Seller List. We now begin...
"Great 21st Century Children's Storybook" (for children of all ages).
T ...[text shortened]... 'S OVER"
Chapter One... Please Tell Me That Story Again
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Chapter Three... Hank & Chuck's Favorite Things
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39. The boys had so many favorite things. Hearing Mom tell of Daddy Bubba
helping the busy warden and hot dogs and beans were only the beginning.
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Originally posted by coquette41. Cindy Lou was one of the boys favorite people. They had even given her
40. Cindy Lou May emerged from behind the tree with a particularly radiant smile on her gorgeous complexion face followed by Burford
a very special nickname a few years ago, which they always whispered...
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby42. Hank turned to Chuck and said, with a big smile on his face, "look Chuck it's daddy's special friend More".
41. Cindy Lou was one of the boys favorite people. They had even given her
a very special nickname a few years ago, which they always whispered...
44. Another someone very special to the story also liked "More" a lot more. That some other one was none other than Andy Lester from the back water area. Turns out Andy is 4th cousin to the Bradshaw twins who were doin time for armed robbery down along the coast. Wasn't so much to rob there lately. Guess maybe they was gettin a little careless.
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Originally posted by coquette45. Turns out Billy Bob Bradshaw (the older twin, by 1 minute) once had a little more than his share of "More" and Andy got wind of it and threatened to burn down the Bradshaw homestead ( a 35' 1926 Airstream). Well before Andy had a chance to do that "the twins" went on up to Andy's abode and stole his pickup so as to move their "homestead" to to a safe location. The rest as they say is history . Andy called the sheriff to report the theft and as the twins was driving down concession 24 with the home in tow sheriff Colhane pulled them over and areested them (without incident). What with their previous dealings with the law they were sent "up the river" to the bighouse for a two year sentence. Now that was coming up on being over (they didn't qualify for an early release for good behaviour as the didn't show any) and they had a bit of a surprise in store for their cousin.
44. Another someone very special to the story also liked "More" a lot more. That some other one was none other than Andy Lester from the back water area. Turns out Andy is 4th cousin to the Bradshaw twins who were doin time for armed robbery down along the coast. Wasn't so much to rob there lately. Guess maybe they was gettin a little careless.