"Great 21st Century Novel"

Originally posted by coquette
68. And so, too, the common phrase was born next that would be repeated millions of times a minute over the next 15,000 years. Just after this next move, dear.

70. Followed, within minutes, by the famous "headache."

Originally posted by coquette
70. Followed, within minutes, by the famous "headache."

72. Paving the way for the invention, or discovery, if you will, of aspirin, which would later, help delay the onset of cardiovascular diseases, a scourge of modern civilization. Still we jump far to fast in the future, as the stone age was just about to become the vogue.

73. Of course, over the millennia, there were several "stone ages," including up to the 60's through the new millennium, but we revert back to the first stone age, the one with stone tools and weapons.

Originally posted by coquette
73. Of course, over the millennia, there were several "stone ages," including up to the 60's through the new millennium, but we revert back to the first stone age, the one with stone tools and weapons.

75. And so, when the big yellow ball sank and the sky became dark, lit only by the sloft glowing white ball, and org did not return, young orgy was sent down to the wet hole by Mrs. Org to remind Mr. Org to bring back dinner.

Originally posted by coquette
75. And so, when the big yellow ball sank and the sky became dark, lit only by the sloft glowing white ball, and org did not return, young orgy was sent down to the wet hole by Mrs. Org to remind Mr. Org to bring back dinner.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
76. When Org Jr arrived at the wet hole he found Org Sr sitting on his haunches poking his Big Stick into the water. Org Jr said, " Org what you do?" Org replied with a sigh, " Me just thinking about life and what me doing. Is it just me or is there more to it than getting up every day and going out to kill some animal for food and repeating all over ...[text shortened]... ears loincloth in this family anyway?" Org smiled and answered, " OK we ask first."

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
76. When Org Jr arrived at the wet hole he found Org Sr sitting on his haunches poking his Big Stick into the water. Org Jr said, " Org what you do?" Org replied with a sigh, " Me just thinking about life and what me doing. Is it just me or is there more to it than getting up every day and going out to kill some animal for food and repeating all over ...[text shortened]... ears loincloth in this family anyway?" Org smiled and answered, " OK we ask first."

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
77. Org and Orgy cheerfully returned home... only to find an empty cave. Mama Org was nowhere around. Pops then noticed a hastily

scratched note on the old gray family memo slate on the cleft shelf along the kitchen wall, "Don't wait up. Night out with the girls".

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
78. Org smiled, that knowing smile, and said to Orgy, " Well me think I go back to "wet hole" and get wet and I think me stay up late tonight. I will make end of Big Stick more pointy". A shiver coarsed through his body in anticipation of what he hoped would come later that evening. He reread the note hoping what he thought was between the lines actually was there.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
79. Orgy poured over the complicated mid-game position for quite a long awhile

and then, unable to decide his next move, brushed his teeth and trundled off to bed.

This thread has given me an idea for a book! I'll compile all the best quotes from the RHP forums and make it into a book.

and i am sure that it will be filled with wisdom and sell a trillion copies!