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Originally posted by coquette81. When , yet again the big yellow ball rose from the ground, young Orgy's thoughts of "doing away" with his father had left him wondering what on earth had possessed him to have such thoughts. His mother was...well to be generous....ugly. Now the girl in the next cave, Ugh, now there was a beauty. The way the hair on her back and well on the rest of her body too, matted from lack of all but the basic hygene was something to behold. He was smitten and asked his father for some "manly" advice as to what he should do to "win" her over. Org Sr said to him, "Well boy when your mother and I first started seeing eachother I used to bring her Mammouth grease to put in her hair and she was very and I mean very, if you catch my drift, grateful of my being so thoughtful. Perhaps you should try that" Orgy thanked his father for the advice and headed over to Ughs cave with the grease in a hyenas bladder sure that he too would be "rewarded" for his thoughtfulness. Liitle did he know that............
80. As young Orgy lay on his straw in the cave with the soft embers fading and a bone chilling howl of a wild creature nearby, he ruminated over the arrangement of stones, turning the possibilities over and over again in his primitive head, all the while, somehow, fantasizing about killing his elder male, yes, slaying him as he lay down to sleep next to elder mammum, opening the door for Freud to theorize about 8000 years hence.
82. Gragh, the Gore, of the Grrrrgh clan had his eye on the greasy maturing female of the neighboring cave and was arriving just as orgy turned the corner near the jagged rock. The two stared with furrowed brows emitting gutteral grunts and thumping chests. Historians differ on whether this was the first pawn block at e4 e5.
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Originally posted by coquette83. It was at this juncture that Orgy realized that he had some "strange" feelings for Gragh, the Gore. He sensed that Gragh, the Gore, also may have had the same feelings. He wasn't quite sure what they were (the feelings) but he had an urge to ask some of his other male friends to join them and thus started the first "team". Would it be a chess team...or perhaps a hunting team time would tell but it definately waqs to be a "team". Both Orgy and Gragh, the Gore, forgot about "the female" in the next cave and left to find Orgys friends.
82. Gragh, the Gore, of the Grrrrgh clan had his eye on the greasy maturing female of the neighboring cave and was arriving just as orgy turned the corner near the jagged rock. The two stared with furrowed brows emitting gutteral grunts and thumping chests. Historians differ on whether this was the first pawn block at e4 e5.
85. Then, all of a sudden, orgy and his friends were showered with sticks and stones, some that would break bones, in ashes and ashes, they were all falling down. Whatever might save them? Were they all doomed? Whence commeth this attack? Lo' and behold! it was the white greasy clan trying to gain the advantage of the better meadow square.
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Originally posted by coquette86. When Orgy and his "fallen down" friends managed to gain their feet again (not, of course, the broken boned ones who were wisked away to be repaired), they ran forward towards their aggressors, who seeing the fire in the eyes of this, obviously, "upset" horde, made for the relative safety of their meadow square. Once they had been routed Orgy turned to his friends and said....."Never in the history of this kind of "thing" has there ever been a situation that can come, even close, to what just has happen. We , 'Brothers-in- legs', have set the bar very high and if I'm any judge of this sort of thing, it'll be a long time before a rout like this will happen again". There was , immediately after his speech, a rousing "Hazzah" from the friends and Gragh, the Gore, said let's all go ver to my place for some grog and ribs. As they made their way back to Graghs cave their rivals set about to make a plan for their own revenge and took a pleadge to see to it that "they" paid for their aggression.
85. Then, all of a sudden, orgy and his friends were showered with sticks and stones, some that would break bones, in ashes and ashes, they were all falling down. Whatever might save them? Were they all doomed? Whence commeth this attack? Lo' and behold! it was the white greasy clan trying to gain the advantage of the better meadow square.
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Originally posted by Great Big Stees87. Meanwhile, Org found himself dealing with an interesting dilemma back at 'Home Sweet Home is where the heart is' family cave...
86. When Orgy and his "fallen down" friends managed to gain their feet again (not, of course, the broken boned ones who were wisked away to be repaired), they ran forward towards their aggressors, who seeing the fire in the eyes of this, obviously, "upset" horde, made for the relative safety of their meadow square. Once they had been routed Orgy turn revenge and took a pleadge to see to it that "they" paid for their aggression.
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby88. With Orgy away celebrating with his friends Org decided to take the opportunity to see if "the little woman" was "in the mood". Well he soon found out that yes she was, "in a mood" alright. She said, "Why Gragh, the Gores wife have nice new Mastadon coat and all I have is threadbare Sabretooth Tiger one?" Let the fun begin!
87. Meanwhile, Org found himself dealing with an interesting dilemma back at 'Home Sweet Home is where the heart is' family cave...