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Originally posted by coquette
8. Sheila smiled with an appreciative nod as Doyle brought a round of drinks for the three of them. Well well. we have an open playing field now. The dark forces have been cleared from the board, so to speak.
9. Curiously, Abadd's earliest childhood recollections were not of darkness but of translucent light.

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10. Alas, one must never count an enemy defeated so long as a breath is drawn. The Dark King logged in to the Mesa 13,000 sq ft computing laboratory center provides with a maximum design load of 1.2 Megawatts of computing. All known engines, and several beta products, were linked in to a super computer modeling moves that found an apparent weakness that could be exploited on move 97. Black sent a messenger with the missile. "knock knock."

"Who's there?" wondered Sheila, Ben and Doyle, all at once, wondering who else might be coming.

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11. And they all live happily ever after until they died in a brutal cotton candy eating contest.

THE END

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Originally posted by tomtom232
11. And they all live happily ever after until they died in a brutal cotton candy eating contest.

THE END
12. And so, with the interruption of a telemarketing call on his cell concluded, Ben strode briskly to open the once innocent door.

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13. The supposed Godmother's Pizza man arrived with the implanted pepporoni chip. The "special" slice was the one at 2 p.m.

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Originally posted by coquette
13. The supposed Godmother's Pizza man arrived with the implanted pepporoni chip. The "special" slice was the one at 2 p.m.
14. As Sheila, Ben and Doyle bit into their first taste of the pizza Sheila said, "Wait a minute what's this?" She produced the small piece of what looked like pepperoni. "I think I read somewhere that if you find a piece of hard pepperoni in your pizza the next one is free". She called Godmothers to inform them of her good luck. The person who answered was heard to say "Now". The building rocked from the concusion of the explosion as the penthouse was no more.

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15. Sheila and Ben and Doyle were in a daze and gasped at the realization about how foolish they had been and how lucky they were to decide to enjoy the pizza down by the pool. In an instant they knew who was behind the act of terror! The evil NWAP ELOS force must be stopped! The only way to end their reign of terror now would be through a decisive mate.

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16. The next move would be to trap the ACILLATEM GNIK behind his own cowardly lines and bring him to unconditional surrender. Ben pulled his cell phone out and texted OPS 4 to implement the extreme resolution protocol. The final attack was on!

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Originally posted by coquette
15. Sheila and Ben and Doyle were in a daze and gasped at the realization about how foolish they had been and how lucky they were to decide to enjoy the pizza down by the pool. In an instant they knew who was behind the act of terror! The evil NWAP ELOS force must be stopped! The only way to end their reign of terror now would be through a decisive mate.
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17. Russ was deeply troubled to see the White forces of good challenging the hapless acillatem in such an unfair battle. Where is the decency, he wondered! Those poor soles led by the lame nwap elos were intellectual cripples. Surely, something can be done to preserve the integrity of RHP, but what?

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17. Sheila understood the implications of this so-called attack. She would be sandwiched by the two hulking homosexuals, a living representation of the wet, oily bologna which perpetually pervaded her thoughts of childhood. Perhaps even real bologna would come into the equation. The men were always known for their love of meat and meat by-products. Slices of the slimy loaf might be slapped against her pasty thighs and yielding buttocks as part of some kind of deviant coital parlour game. Regardless of the type of play they were about to perform, the scene of the climax was certain - her cherubic face in the form of a painter's radio, slashed and speckled with white.

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18. He opened a bottle of NAPA two-buck chuck as he pondered what to do. The game was progressing as expected, with acillatem making the expected lame moves under the leadership of nwap elos.

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My novel is better and can be read with only one hand.

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Originally posted by darvlay
19. My novel is better and can be read with only one hand.
20. Sheila always enjoyed receiving mail from students she had mentored. This postcard from a promising admirer was no exception.

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21. It always made her blush a little and smile privately when she reflected on how they let her know how they were thinking about her, you know, so affectionately.

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