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Anybody know any great Australian jokes ... apart from John Howard?😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

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Originally posted by drdon
Anybody know any great Australian jokes ... apart from John Howard?😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵
I dont get it.

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i've never heard of austarlia

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
i've never heard of austarlia
It's between Germany and the Czech Republic.

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
i've never heard of austarlia
It's her stripper name.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
It's between Germany and the Czech Republic.
No. That's Australia

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Originally posted by drdon
No. That's Australia
This guy is trying to get a work Visa for Australia, and he was in the embassy filling out the form, he asks the receptionist.

"It asks here if i have a criminal record, do you still need one ?"

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
This guy is trying to get a work Visa for Australia, and he was in the embassy filling out the form, he asks the receptionist.

"It asks here if i have a criminal record, do you still need one ?"
ROFL!! Very Good!! I'll use This one at the pub!! Know any good Irsh jokes Mr hound?

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Originally posted by drdon
ROFL!! Very Good!! I'll use This one at the pub!! Know any good Irsh jokes Mr hound?
This Irishman walks up to the pearly gates, and Peter says...

"In order to enter the gates of heaven, you must have a pure heart and have commited no sins, what have you done with your life my son?"

The Irishman says....

"Well, i've kneecapped 20 people, i've shot another 5, and i planted a bomb that killed 8 people"

"There's no way i can let you into the Kingdom of heaven if you've done all that" Peter says in horror.

"I don't want in....you've got 10 minutes to get out".

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Originally posted by drdon
Anybody know any great Australian jokes ... apart from John Howard?😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵
Do you mean a joke about, or a joke for Ozzies? 'Cause if it's the latter, I think the Pommy cricket team qualifies.

(Let's not mention the Dutch team, though, shall we?)

Richard

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Do you mean a joke about, or a joke for Ozzies? 'Cause if it's the latter, I think the Pommy cricket team qualifies.

(Let's not mention the Dutch team, though, shall we?)

Richard
Let's not speak ill of the dead

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Originally posted by drdon
Let's not speak ill of the dead
,,, who died? 😲

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An Australian walks into a bar and says: "Ouch."

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Originally posted by widget
,,, who died? 😲
It's an obscure Ashes joke, probably not appreciated by Poms either

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Originally posted by widget
,,, who died? 😲
Duncan Fletcher's career.

Richard