Haiku

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Seriously, can you all take your arguments out of this thread? Let's keep one thread, especially haiku, pleasant. Please.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Started it, he did.
I was just minding my own,
out-haiku-ing y'all.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Now you can stop the slanging. Easy.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
And you can stop the teachering. Maybe not as easy, but doable, nonetheless.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Well, at least you perform to expectation.

Reality check's
in the mail. Your last one got
returned to sender.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Seriously, can you all take your arguments out of this thread? Let's keep one thread, especially haiku, pleasant. Please.

Originally posted by Nordlys
I don't understand.
Please repeat in haiku form.
Thank you in advance.

The first rule of this
thread, Haiku, is there is no
haiku thread, okay?

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
The first rule of this
thread, Haiku, is there is no
haiku thread, okay?

Zero games waiting
Phlabs name 3 times in a row
Page one General

Strident, shrill, mindless,
tawdry cheapness: Oy, ye olde
limbo stick hangs low.

So low, people now
crawl along on reptile scutts
to squirm under it.

Is this poetry
or just a bunch of words made
to fit the format?

Poetry is not
staccato jumbling of words.
Your haikus are bad

Originally posted by darvlay
Is this poetry
or just a bunch of words made
to fit the format?

Poetry is not
staccato jumbling of words.
Your haikus are bad

Originally posted by Phlabibit
The magic you missed
is expressing yourself with
a single haiku

[b]Edit! Douchebag.[/b]