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Originally posted by Gatecrasher
Oh, how we marvel
At our great profound brilliance.
Our own farts smell sweet.
My farts smell real bad
Much like perfectly aged cheese
Palm ladle wafted

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Oh, dear! Flatulence?
Now we've sunk to newer depths!
The ass whisperers.

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Arty Farty had
a party all the farts where
there.. "Phttt Phhhhhhht Phhhhhhhh, Pffff"

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Drink before a post
will assuredly provide
chances for regret.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Drink before a post
will assuredly provide
chances for regret.
Morning coffee farts
Full speed race to the potty
Should have known better

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH

Oh, dear! Flatulence?
Now we've sunk to newer depths!
The ass whisperers.
Slave population
of hoarse whisperers follows
flatulence denied.

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That bawdy bard lost
Beyond the scraped out barrels.
Where art thou Seitse?

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SA is so bad at rugby they cant even win at home,
With altitude and twilight hours in their favour,
They should be paying $10 not $5 to win the cup.

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Originally posted by Brainevolution
SA is so bad at rugby they cant even win at home,
With altitude and twilight hours in their favour,
They should be paying $10 not $5 to win the cup.
???

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Originally posted by Brainevolution
SA is so bad at rugby they cant even win at home,
With altitude and twilight hours in their favour,
They should be paying $10 not $5 to win the cup.
Brainevolution
(or, better: brain fart. Yeah, right?)
crashes party late.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Morning coffee farts
Full speed race to the potty
Should have known better
That coffee movement
--- let's go quickly to expunge---
is the true break! Fast!

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Originally posted by Brainevolution
SA is so bad at rugby they cant even win at home,
With altitude and twilight hours in their favour,
They should be paying $10 not $5 to win the cup.
Abandon ye hope.
Evolution in reverse.
Return to the slime.

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Americano,
Americano chips fries,
Americano.

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Some just don't get it
this is for haikus only
duh duh der nitwits

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Many voices heard
Few to the enduring ear
Words are the release