Haiku

Originally posted by orangutan
Haiku ponderings.
Moon / Sun which is the better?
The moon gets my vote

Originally posted by orangutan
What is a Haiku
Can anyone tell me?
I would love to know

Originally posted by Bowmann
Learn to count.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!

Originally posted by Nordlys
Be gentle with him.
He is an orangutan.
They are bad at maths.

Originally posted by Bowmann
Learn to count.

of all the fora
in all the online chess sites
in all cyberspace

the famous mr bowmann
had to show up in 'haiku'.

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
i choose the moon too,
thinking of my mistress' eyes:
nothing like the sun.

Originally posted by rubberjaw30
ahh, those mistress eyes
can she really even love?
just spreading for cash...

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
god, i quote shakespeare
and what response do i get?
just porno trash-talk.

i weep for our poor culture,
debased beyond all reason.

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
god, i quote shakespeare
and what response do i get?
just porno trash-talk.

i weep for our poor culture,
debased beyond all reason.

Originally posted by rubberjaw30
you want some trash-talk?
I'd be glad to remedy
ahh! I touched myself!

Cycle: rain, sleet, hail
Not a pleasant ride for me.
Then website is slow. 😞

Forecast is good for Tuesday
Site fast and snow declining 🙂

Originally posted by orangutan
Cycle: rain, sleet, hail
Not a pleasant ride for me.
Then website is slow. 😞

Forecast is good for Tuesday
Site fast and snow declining 🙂

Originally posted by orangutan
Rubberjaw - tut, tut.
It's not big and not clever
(in more ways than one)

Originally posted by rubberjaw30
orangutan - - pfft!
I fart upon thee, and yea!
t'wer a raunchy one!