Originally posted by rhb*eats 5 cents*
man some shoddy practice this is...
Another 5 cents? You can stick your 5 cents up your mousetrap and flip off whilst doing it!
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Complaints can be rectified with the receptionist on the way out. And you'd better believe that's going to be another 5 cents. Wendy!...Wendy! Get this man a refusal form!...Thank you, dear!
That will be another 5 cents.
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Originally posted by rhbHey look! Someone posted a notice on the window...it says "GONE FISHING". Hmm, I guess the doctor wasn't in for a while.
sweet... whilst the cat's away as they say 🙂
P.s. Hope all's going well on and off the board Phil!
Hey look again! Someone posted something else on the window! It says "rhb is not a doctor. He'll be hearing from my lawyer. So will you." Wow! Looks like someone was trying to defraud the good people here at RHP, namely rhb! ðŸ˜
Boy, he could be in a heap of legal trouble. I wouldn't want to be his writing hand!
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Originally posted by dfm65*eats 5 cents*
Doctor, my mouse has started clicking his left button all by himself, which is bloody annoying as when i am typing something, he makes the cursor jump to a new random point (wherever his cursor happens to be). he is wreaking havoc with my productivity! please help!
EDIT: *pays 5 cents*
Your mouse seems to be suffering from what the medical community calls "bastardism". In the past, it was thought that the most effective way of dealing with a bastard was to ignore him until he went away. However, this has proven ineffective in most mouse cases, as often the mouse is an integral part of the keyboard, and they often have more patience than the victim. That's part of what makes them a bastard!
New research points to getting a larger bastard to harass the smaller bastard into submission, then shooting the larger bastard with a dart gun and throwing him in the river. I suggest buying a large tire or battery-powered mallet.
I hope that helps! That will be another 5 cents.
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