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My Mouse has no nose...!

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Originally posted by rhb
My Mouse has no nose...!
how does it smell?

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*eats 5 cents*

AWFUL!!!

No further nickel will be required for that group session.

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Originally posted by rhb
My Mouse has no nose...!

Originally posted by chakan
how does it smell?
Awful!

🙄

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Originally posted by rhb
Awful!

🙄
*eats 5 cents*

I dish out the advice here. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

That will be another 5 cents.

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Originally posted by PBE6
*eats 5 cents*

I dish out the advice here. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

That will be another 5 cents.

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man some shoddy practice this is...

Another 5 cents? You can stick your 5 cents up your mousetrap and flip off whilst doing it!

😉

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Originally posted by rhb
man some shoddy practice this is...

Another 5 cents? You can stick your 5 cents up your mousetrap and flip off whilst doing it!

😉
*eats 5 cents*

Complaints can be rectified with the receptionist on the way out. And you'd better believe that's going to be another 5 cents. Wendy!...Wendy! Get this man a refusal form!...Thank you, dear!

That will be another 5 cents.

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Doctor, my mouse has started clicking his left button all by himself, which is bloody annoying as when i am typing something, he makes the cursor jump to a new random point (wherever his cursor happens to be). he is wreaking havoc with my productivity! please help!

EDIT: *pays 5 cents*

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I dunno - 20 minutes and no answer... waste of money I say!

I bet he's off with Wendy somewhere 😉

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Dear mouse man
My cat keeps eating my mouse and leaving his tail and gall bladder on the floor.
What can I do?

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Originally posted by phil nutley
Dear mouse man
My cat keeps eating my mouse and leaving his tail and gall bladder on the floor.
What can I do?
Supply your cat with plenty of Milk. If it still eats the mouse, blame the Milkman.

*that's 10 cents please*

😉

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Originally posted by rhb
Supply your cat with plenty of Milk. If it still eats the mouse, blame the Milkman.

*that's 10 cents please*

😉
Well worth the 10 cents- in fact have a quarter!

call it a tip!

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Originally posted by phil nutley
Well worth the 10 cents- in fact have a quarter!

call it a tip!
sweet... whilst the cat's away as they say 🙂

P.s. Hope all's going well on and off the board Phil!

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Originally posted by rhb
sweet... whilst the cat's away as they say 🙂

P.s. Hope all's going well on and off the board Phil!
Hey look! Someone posted a notice on the window...it says "GONE FISHING". Hmm, I guess the doctor wasn't in for a while.

Hey look again! Someone posted something else on the window! It says "rhb is not a doctor. He'll be hearing from my lawyer. So will you." Wow! Looks like someone was trying to defraud the good people here at RHP, namely rhb! 😠

Boy, he could be in a heap of legal trouble. I wouldn't want to be his writing hand!

😛

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Originally posted by dfm65
Doctor, my mouse has started clicking his left button all by himself, which is bloody annoying as when i am typing something, he makes the cursor jump to a new random point (wherever his cursor happens to be). he is wreaking havoc with my productivity! please help!

EDIT: *pays 5 cents*
*eats 5 cents*

Your mouse seems to be suffering from what the medical community calls "bastardism". In the past, it was thought that the most effective way of dealing with a bastard was to ignore him until he went away. However, this has proven ineffective in most mouse cases, as often the mouse is an integral part of the keyboard, and they often have more patience than the victim. That's part of what makes them a bastard!

New research points to getting a larger bastard to harass the smaller bastard into submission, then shooting the larger bastard with a dart gun and throwing him in the river. I suggest buying a large tire or battery-powered mallet.

I hope that helps! That will be another 5 cents.

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