21 Mar 07
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Yep, it's true. My one secret to getting lots of fine women on their backs
has finally been revealed in Swedish press. My hunting ground is sure to
be limited now. 😞
Women think men are too soft in bed. They want it rough with love and
prefferably dirty talk to go with it. This is the very reason I've been
getting so much good sex these past ten years, due to men being too
soft with their women to the point where I'm practically raped as a result.
And now, the good days are sure to be over. :'(
Addition: This whole post is a joke, mind you.
My secret's still safe with me. 😀
21 Mar 07
Originally posted by stockenhahaha
Yep, it's true. My one secret to getting lots of fine women on their backs
has finally been revealed in Swedish press. My hunting ground is sure to
be limited now. 😞
Women think men are too soft in bed. They want it rough with love and
prefferably dirty talk to go with it. This is the very reason I've been
getting so much good sex these past ten ...[text shortened]... dition: This whole post is a joke, mind you.
My secret's still safe with me. 😀[/b]
dont worry darl im sure there are plenty of women out there that want you; and the funny thing is you just probably dont see it... 😉
21 Mar 07
Originally posted by stockenI'll blame the wild sex on the weather conditions.
That's funny. Those are the very things they want from me. And the wild sex. 😀😉😛
It's colder in the northern countries, so it only sounds logical to me that you people need the "wild thing" to stay warm.
While the southern countries will have more sex in public places, just not to get overheated.
😉 😛 🙄
21 Mar 07
Originally posted by stockenLol.. I used to think I had all of Al's luck until as a single man I went to UK had xmas with my brother.. He got drunk flaked on the couch and I watched as his whole family dipped his pockets for cash then the dog came up wanting some too. hahaha classic scene.
Al Bundy rocks. 😀
But if you need advice on chicks me thinks his dippy daughter has a few clues.. Christina Applegate does slutty soooo well.
21 Mar 07
Originally posted by Tirau Dan😵
Lol.. I used to think I had all of Al's luck until as a single man I went to UK had xmas with my brother.. He got drunk flaked on the couch and I watched as his whole family dipped his pockets for cash then the dog came up wanting some too. hahaha classic scene.
But if you need advice on chicks me thinks his dippy daughter has a few clues.. Christina Applegate does slutty soooo well.
I obviously don't need advice on women, but thanks just the same.
😲
Boobies! Boobies! Out of my way! Boobies!