Originally posted by cashthetrashA. Texas-Oklahoma Carp Pie
That would he acceptable. Carp stew? Carp-less stew for all the Plane Jane vegitarian types like Nordless.
2 1/2 cups cooked carp flakes
1/2 cup chicken stock, cold
1/3 cup flour
1/4 cup raisins (or subst. currants)
1 cup green jalapeño peppers (diced)
1/2 cup yellow winter squash (cooked)
1 cup beef tripe (cut in one-inch squares)
1 1/2 cups chicken stock, hot
1 cup cooked early russet potatoes, diced
3/4 cup cooked peas
3/4 cup diced celery
2 T salt
1 cup flour
1 1/2 t baking powder
1/4 t salt
3 T butter
1/3 cup cream
Make a paste by blending cold chicken stock and 1/3 cup flour. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F.
Add to hot stock and cook over direct heat, stirring constantly until sauce boils and thickens. Add fat, if necessary, and jalapeño peppers.
Combine carp flakes with leftovers of any kind of meat of upland game birds, peas, celery, squash, tripe, and raisins. Add 2 T salt and put into buttered casserole.
Sift the 1 cup flour with baking powder and 1/4 t. salt. Cut in shortening with pastry blender. Add cream and stir until dough just stiffens.
Turn dough out onto floured board. Roll to 1/4 inch thick and cut to fit casserole or cut with doughnut cutter. Bake at 425 degrees F. about 20 minutes or until nicely brown. If chicken stock contains fat, omit the 1/3 cup additional fat. Substitute 1/4 pound salt pork, if you want to (diced) or 1/2 cup beef suet (riced).
Originally posted by Red NightSNIPE
[b]A. Texas-Oklahoma Carp Pie
Hang for 4 days. Prepare as for quail, except snipe is a delight to pluck because the feathers come off very easily and the skin is very firm. If early in the season, the bird may be heavily pinfeathered. Again, don't bother with them; cook in pinfeathers and skin before serving. Often, even on cleaned birds, there will be some very fine hairlike feathers left. These can readily be singed off over an open flame. We do not recommend freezing snipe for more than 6 weeks, and they are far better not frozen at all.
Roasting: Place the whole cleaned bird in a pan breast side up with just a splash of water to moisten the bottom of the pan. Place in a 475° oven for 10 minutes. The internal temperature should reach 130° to 150°.
Broiling or Charcoal Broiling: Split down the breast, not the back, with game shears. Broil 4 minutes on a side maximum. Snipe are very rich in spite of their small size. Two per person will normally suffice. For the especially ad-venturous, snipe can be cooked and eaten with the innards. We prefer snipe to woodcock this way because it is possible to cook the innards properly with the smaller birds without ruining the breast by overcooking. When cooking with the innards, set the oven at 400° and cook for approximately 15 minutes. Check with the probe-style thermometer. It should be 130° to 150° internal temperature, depending on how rare you like your bird.
Originally posted by Red NightGood morning fearless leader!
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Originally posted by chrissybThe day forever fortunate has arrived, which the French people have consecrated to the Supreme Being. Never has the world which He created offered to Him a spectacle so worthy of His notice. He has seen reigning on the earth tyranny, crime, and imposture. He sees at this moment a whole nation, grappling with all the oppressions of the human race, suspend the course of its heroic labors to elevate its thoughts and vows toward the great Being who has given it the mission it has undertaken and the strength to accomplish it.
Good morning fearless leader!
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Is it not He whose immortal hand, engraving on the heart of man the code of justice and equality, has written there the death sentence of tyrants? Is it not He who, from the beginning of time, decreed for all the ages and for all peoples liberty, good faith, and justice?
He did not create kings to devour the human race. He did not create priests to harness us, like vile animals, to the chariots of kings and to give to the world examples of baseness, pride, perfidy, avarice, debauchery, and falsehood. He created the universe to proclaim His power. He created men to help each other, to love each other mutually, and to attain to happiness by the way of virtue.
It is He who implanted in the breast of the triumphant oppressor remorse and terror, and in the heart of the oppressed and innocent calmness and fortitude. It is He who impels the just man to hate the evil one, and the evil man to respect the just one. It is He who adorns with modesty the brow of beauty, to make it yet more beautiful. It is He who makes the mother's heart beat with tenderness and joy. It is He who bathes with delicious tears the eyes of the son pressed to the bosom of his mother. It is He who silences the most imperious and tender passions before the sublime love of the fatherland. It is He who has covered nature with charms, riches, and majesty. All that is good is His work, or is Himself. Evil belongs to the depraved man who oppresses his fellow man or suffers him to be oppressed.
The Author of Nature has bound all mortals by a boundless chain of love and happiness. Perish the tyrants who have dared to break it!
Republican Frenchmen, it is yours to purify the earth which they have soiled, and to recall to it the justice that they have banished! Liberty and virtue together came from the breast of Divinity. Neither can abide with mankind without the other.
O generous People, would you triumph over all your enemies? Practice justice, and render the Divinity the only worship worthy of Him. O People, let us deliver ourselves today, under His auspices, to the just transports of a pure festivity. Tomorrow we shall return to the combat with vice and tyrants. We shall give to the world the example of republican virtues. And that will be to honor Him still.
The monster which the genius of kings had vomited over France has gone back into nothingness. May all the crimes and all the misfortunes of the world disappear with it! Armed in turn with the daggers of fanaticism and the poisons of atheism, kings have always conspired to assassinate humanity. If they are able no longer to disfigure Divinity by superstition, to associate it with their crimes, they try to banish it from the earth, so that they may reign there alone with crime.
O People, fear no more their sacrilegious plots! They can no more snatch the world from the breast of its Author than remorse from their own hearts. Unfortunate ones, uplift your eyes toward heaven! Heroes of the fatherland, your generous devotion is not a brilliant madness. If the satellites of tyranny can assassinate you, it is not in their power entirely to destroy you. Man, whoever thou mayest be, thou canst still conceive high thoughts for thyself. Thou canst bind thy fleeting life to God, and to immortality. Let nature seize again all her splendor, and wisdom all her empire! The Supreme Being has not been annihilated.
It is wisdom above all that our guilty enemies would drive from the republic. To wisdom alone it is given to strengthen the prosperity of empires. It is for her to guarantee to us the rewards of our courage. Let us associate wisdom, then, with all our enterprises. Let us be grave and discreet in all our deliberations, as men who are providing for the interests of the world. Let us be ardent and obstinate in our anger against conspiring tyrants, imperturbable in dangers, patient in labors, terrible in striking back, modest and vigilant in successes. Let us be generous toward the good, compassionate with the unfortunate, inexorable with the evil, just toward every one. Let us not count on an unmixed prosperity, and on triumphs without attacks, nor on all that depends on fortune or the perversity of others. Sole, but infallible guarantors of our independence, let us crush the impious league of kings by the grandeur of our character, even more than by the strength of our arms.
Frenchmen, you war against kings; you are therefore worthy to honor Divinity. Being of Beings, Author of Nature, the brutalized slave, the vile instrument of despotism, the perfidious and cruel aristocrat, outrages Thee by his very invocation of Thy name. But the defenders of liberty can give themselves up to Thee, and rest with confidence upon Thy paternal bosom. Being of Beings, we need not offer to Thee unjust prayers. Thou knowest Thy creatures, proceeding from Thy hands. Their needs do not escape Thy notice, more than their secret thoughts. Hatred of bad faith and tyranny burns in our hearts, with love of justice and the fatherland. Our blood flows for the cause of humanity. Behold our prayer. Behold our sacrifices. Behold the worship we offer Thee.
Robespierre - 1794
Originally posted by rbmorrisi liked that one.
The day forever fortunate has arrived, which the French people have consecrated to the Supreme Being. Never has the world which He created offered to Him a spectacle so worthy of His notice. He has seen reigning on the earth tyranny, crime, and imposture. He sees at this moment a whole nation, grappling with all the oppressions of the human race, suspend th ...[text shortened]... hold our prayer. Behold our sacrifices. Behold the worship we offer Thee.
Robespierre - 1794
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Waitress: Morning!
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Originally posted by Ice ColdThat was a great bit!!
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
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Originally posted by chrissybI think those recipes will come in very handy if anyone goes out hunting for snipe or carp.
Good morning fearless leader!
how was you day today. did you have a really nice and happy day? i hope everybody here had a very nice and happy day. it is so nice those recipes i really like them. i'm sure people will be really happy that you provided those nice recipes for them.