Hasselhoff on The Bill

Originally posted by Nordlys
Maybe I heard Hasselhoff without noticing. 🙄

The best way, trust me.

Originally posted by knightwest
I didn't know he was in that. What did he do?

Oh man, he was awesome!
He came in out of nowhere and saved the day with his amazing swimming powers! He was like Superman, in water, in a red swimming costume. Imagine Superman was in Baywatch.

Originally posted by hopscotch
Oh man, he was awesome!
He came in out of nowhere and saved the day with his amazing swimming powers! He was like Superman, in water, in a red swimming costume. Imagine Superman was in Baywatch.

I have to wathch it now, Maybe its oin Sky Movies. i can't wait
GOOOOOOOOO HOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.


Sorry, I've had a few beers.

Originally posted by knightwest
I've heard the rumour that The Hoff is to appear on an episode of ITV1's police drama "The Bill".

Has anyone else heard this rumour and/or can anyone substantiate it?

No but I hear he will be on Dr Phil in two weeks.

Originally posted by knightwest
Germany was never divided by the Berlin Wall. Berlin was.

JESUS!!! H!!! CHRIST!!!

Cracking a joke isn't an exact science. Are you the same guy who argues that you wouldn't say "who's there" in the knock knock jokes, you'd just look out through the spyhole?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
JESUS!!! H!!! CHRIST!!!

Cracking a joke isn't an exact science. Are you the same guy who argues that you wouldn't say "who's there" in the knock knock jokes, you'd just look out through the spyhole?

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No

Originally posted by Ragnorak
JESUS!!! H!!! CHRIST!!!

Cracking a joke isn't an exact science. Are you the same guy who argues that you wouldn't say "who's there" in the knock knock jokes, you'd just look out through the spyhole?

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I'm afraid you have to be really English to understand the depth of English humour in that!! To me it was very Humorous. No we don't eat that either!

Originally posted by mikelom
I'm afraid you have to be really English to understand the depth of English humour in that!!

What did you call me? Eh? Eh?

; D

Originally posted by Ragnorak
What did you call me? Eh? Eh?

; D

Wisely I didn't...... I don't get involved in calling.......
Was just my opinion of the humour!

Originally posted by Nordlys
And to say that Germany would still be divided without the Hoff sounds rather ridiculous

Philistine.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_860540.html?menu=news.quirkies

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Philistine.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_860540.html?menu=news.quirkies

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Yeah, "he claims". (And couldn't you have found an article without such an awful picture?)

Originally posted by Nordlys
And to say that Germany would still be divided without the Hoff sounds rather ridiculous

And I suppose you'll be telling me next that the Hoff didn't personally stop the death toll due to Katrina going into the hundreds of thousands. Some people. 😞

: D

Originally posted by Nordlys
Yeah, "he claims". (And couldn't you have found an article without such an awful picture?)

How about this one?

http://www.funjunkie.co.uk/comments.cfm/article=a2b7b03e-5c97-4789-9284-196a7bb5a1ed

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
And I suppose you'll be telling me next that the Hoff didn't personally stop the death toll due to Katrina going into the hundreds of thousands. Some people. 😞

He should have scared away Katrina with his looks, then there wouldn't have been any death toll. 🙄

Originally posted by Nordlys
He should have scared away Katrina with his looks, then there wouldn't have been any death toll. 🙄

You mean he should have seduced her away with his looks, right?

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