have you ever

swatted a common housefly so hard that it disappeared completely?
and you got to thinking how the speed of the swatter thru the time continuum may have changed the course of the galaxy a tad and then yer relieved because you find the dead fly in the butter dish?

whew
i thought we were all screwed

@rookie54 said
whew
i thought we were all screwed

Well not ALL of us, just most of us!

-VR

@rookie54 said
swatted a common housefly so hard that it disappeared completely?
and you got to thinking how the speed of the swatter thru the time continuum may have changed the course of the galaxy a tad and then yer relieved because you find the dead fly in the butter dish?

whew
i thought we were all screwed

how do you know it was the same fly in your butter dish?
you still might have screwed us all

@lemondrop said
how do you know it was the same fly in your butter dish?
you still might have screwed us all

I use to catch flies out of the air and then let them go. Helped me with my speed, try it sometime. 🙂

-VR

@rookie54 said
swatted a common housefly so hard that it disappeared completely?
and you got to thinking how the speed of the swatter thru the time continuum may have changed the course of the galaxy a tad and then yer relieved because you find the dead fly in the butter dish?

whew
i thought we were all screwed

“All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to (swat a) fly.”

Choi: The Matrix.

@very-rusty said
I use to catch flies out of the air and then let them go. Helped me with my speed, try it sometime. 🙂

-VR

it's not that you're fast
the flies are just drawn toward you

@lemondrop said
it's not that you're fast
the flies are just drawn toward you

No, that is fast.

I've slowed down a bit over the years, takes me a few tries now! 🙂

Give it a try, not as easy as you may think.

-VR

@rookie54 said
swatted a common housefly so hard that it disappeared completely?
and you got to thinking how the speed of the swatter thru the time continuum may have changed the course of the galaxy a tad and then yer relieved because you find the dead fly in the butter dish?

whew
i thought we were all screwed

Check the back of the swatter. If there's one there too you've caused it to exist in two places simultaneously. Remember that if there isn't one there that proves nothing.

@relentless-red said
Check the back of the swatter. If there's one there too you've caused it to exist in two places simultaneously. Remember that if there isn't one there that proves nothing.

With a swatter you're not giving the fly a chance! 😛 🙂

-VR

@relentless-red said
Check the back of the swatter. If there's one there too you've caused it to exist in two places simultaneously. Remember that if there isn't one there that proves nothing.

the seeds of doubt
have been sown
in my mind
conspiracy's grown
suddenly flies appear
and my mind is blown
as gravity ends
and from the world we're thrown

@very-rusty said
With a swatter you're not giving the fly a chance! 😛 🙂

-VR

Depends on the weight and aerodynamic qualities of the swatter. If it was a modern graphite affair I'd have to agree.

@very-rusty said
No, that is fast.

I've slowed down a bit over the years, takes me a few tries now! 🙂

Give it a try, not as easy as you may think.

-VR

I'll put it on my bucket list

@rookie54 said
the seeds of doubt
have been sown
in my mind
conspiracy's grown
suddenly flies appear
and my mind is blown
as gravity ends
and from the world we're thrown

Seems to be a local thing, over her we're all perfec

@lemondrop said
I'll put it on my bucket list

We all know your bucket list never gets done. 🙂

-VR

@relentless-red said
Seems to be a local thing, over her we're all perfec

So I take it you left the 't' off intentionally! 🙂

-VR