10 Sep 21
swatted a common housefly so hard that it disappeared completely?
and you got to thinking how the speed of the swatter thru the time continuum may have changed the course of the galaxy a tad and then yer relieved because you find the dead fly in the butter dish?
whew
i thought we were all screwed
10 Sep 21
@rookie54 saidhow do you know it was the same fly in your butter dish?
swatted a common housefly so hard that it disappeared completely?
and you got to thinking how the speed of the swatter thru the time continuum may have changed the course of the galaxy a tad and then yer relieved because you find the dead fly in the butter dish?
whew
i thought we were all screwed
you still might have screwed us all
10 Sep 21
@lemondrop saidI use to catch flies out of the air and then let them go. Helped me with my speed, try it sometime. 🙂
how do you know it was the same fly in your butter dish?
you still might have screwed us all
-VR
10 Sep 21
@rookie54 said“All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to (swat a) fly.”
swatted a common housefly so hard that it disappeared completely?
and you got to thinking how the speed of the swatter thru the time continuum may have changed the course of the galaxy a tad and then yer relieved because you find the dead fly in the butter dish?
whew
i thought we were all screwed
Choi: The Matrix.
@very-rusty saidit's not that you're fast
I use to catch flies out of the air and then let them go. Helped me with my speed, try it sometime. 🙂
-VR
the flies are just drawn toward you
10 Sep 21
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@lemondrop saidNo, that is fast.
it's not that you're fast
the flies are just drawn toward you
I've slowed down a bit over the years, takes me a few tries now! 🙂
Give it a try, not as easy as you may think.
-VR
10 Sep 21
@rookie54 saidCheck the back of the swatter. If there's one there too you've caused it to exist in two places simultaneously. Remember that if there isn't one there that proves nothing.
swatted a common housefly so hard that it disappeared completely?
and you got to thinking how the speed of the swatter thru the time continuum may have changed the course of the galaxy a tad and then yer relieved because you find the dead fly in the butter dish?
whew
i thought we were all screwed
10 Sep 21
@relentless-red saidWith a swatter you're not giving the fly a chance! 😛 🙂
Check the back of the swatter. If there's one there too you've caused it to exist in two places simultaneously. Remember that if there isn't one there that proves nothing.
-VR
10 Sep 21
@relentless-red saidthe seeds of doubt
Check the back of the swatter. If there's one there too you've caused it to exist in two places simultaneously. Remember that if there isn't one there that proves nothing.
have been sown
in my mind
conspiracy's grown
suddenly flies appear
and my mind is blown
as gravity ends
and from the world we're thrown
10 Sep 21
@very-rusty saidDepends on the weight and aerodynamic qualities of the swatter. If it was a modern graphite affair I'd have to agree.
With a swatter you're not giving the fly a chance! 😛 🙂
-VR
10 Sep 21
@very-rusty saidI'll put it on my bucket list
No, that is fast.
I've slowed down a bit over the years, takes me a few tries now! 🙂
Give it a try, not as easy as you may think.
-VR
10 Sep 21
@relentless-red saidSo I take it you left the 't' off intentionally! 🙂
Seems to be a local thing, over her we're all perfec
-VR