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@relentless-red saidGood idea! 🙂
Ha, somehow I doubt your mind is tiny. I shall have to just do better jokes. 😳
-VR
@relentless-red saidGood idea! 🙂
Ha, somehow I doubt your mind is tiny. I shall have to just do better jokes. 😳
@relentless-red saidSorry, I even read it through a number of times too 🤣
Ha, somehow I doubt your mind is tiny. I shall have to just do better jokes. 😳
@drewnogal saidI wouldn't concern myself about it if I were you! 🙂
Sorry, I even read it through a number of times too 🤣
@rookie54 saidSome people apply too much pressure.
have you ever used a grapefruit spoon to dig out boogers?
the older i get, the stickier and stickier my nose mucus gets
like thick glue, smeared into the hairs
it's a good idea to take the edge off the spoon before applying serious pressure
@rookie54 saidLOL.....OK now that is having a Bad Day!!!
have you ever drove up to the window
anticipating the steaming animal burger and cardboard fries
and the cashier leans out and hands you yer change
and drops the one dollar bill
you open yer car door and lean out, that pesky banknote just out of reach
and as you stretch, yer foot slips off the brake pedal and the car rolls forward
the door hits the bright yellow bolla ...[text shortened]... rnt waffle, drips onto the pavement
ah, good times, eh?
edited for spelling, believe it or not
@rookie54 saidLOL....Where have I heard that before? I know it will come to me eventually! 🙂 😛
@Very-Rusty
thank you for yer contribution to the thread
@rookie54 saidI can't stand it any longer. Did you drop the burger? That's what we need to know here, did the burger make it? Was it okay? (not so much the cardboard fries)
have you ever drove up to the window
anticipating the steaming animal burger and cardboard fries
and the cashier leans out and hands you yer change
and drops the one dollar bill
you open yer car door and lean out, that pesky banknote just out of reach
and as you stretch, yer foot slips off the brake pedal and the car rolls forward
the door hits the bright yellow bolla ...[text shortened]... rnt waffle, drips onto the pavement
ah, good times, eh?
edited for spelling, believe it or not
@relentless-red saidCouldn’t happen here in Canada. Our dollar bills are no longer bills but coins. Besides I personally am very quick and were it a “loonie” it’d have caught the wayward coin.
I can't stand it any longer. Did you drop the burger? That's what we need to know here, did the burger make it? Was it okay? (not so much the cardboard fries)
@great-big-stees saidYou must practice by catching flies! 🙂
Couldn’t happen here in Canada. Our dollar bills are no longer bills but coins. Besides I personally am very quick and were it a “loonie” it’d have caught the wayward coin.