have you ever

@relentless-red said
Ha, somehow I doubt your mind is tiny. I shall have to just do better jokes. 😳

@relentless-red said
Ha, somehow I doubt your mind is tiny. I shall have to just do better jokes. 😳

@drewnogal said
Sorry, I even read it through a number of times too 🤣

have you ever used a grapefruit spoon to dig out boogers?
the older i get, the stickier and stickier my nose mucus gets
like thick glue, smeared into the hairs
it's a good idea to take the edge off the spoon before applying serious pressure

Humina humina humina humina.

@rookie54 said
have you ever used a grapefruit spoon to dig out boogers?
the older i get, the stickier and stickier my nose mucus gets
like thick glue, smeared into the hairs
it's a good idea to take the edge off the spoon before applying serious pressure

have you ever slumbered
inside the moon's umbra?

have you ever drove up to the window
anticipating the steaming animal burger and cardboard fries
and the cashier leans out and hands you yer change
and drops the one dollar bill
you open yer car door and lean out, that pesky banknote just out of reach
and as you stretch, yer foot slips off the brake pedal and the car rolls forward
the door hits the bright yellow bollard and closes on yer head and shoulders
you squeal, like a forum troll called out for being a dummy
yer face, now a cross between fresh ground chuck and a burnt waffle, drips onto the pavement

ah, good times, eh?

edited for spelling, believe it or not

@rookie54 said
have you ever drove up to the window
anticipating the steaming animal burger and cardboard fries
and the cashier leans out and hands you yer change
and drops the one dollar bill
you open yer car door and lean out, that pesky banknote just out of reach
and as you stretch, yer foot slips off the brake pedal and the car rolls forward
the door hits the bright yellow bolla ...[text shortened]... rnt waffle, drips onto the pavement

ah, good times, eh?

edited for spelling, believe it or not

@Very-Rusty
thank you for yer contribution to the thread

@rookie54 said
@Very-Rusty
thank you for yer contribution to the thread

@rookie54 said
have you ever drove up to the window
anticipating the steaming animal burger and cardboard fries
and the cashier leans out and hands you yer change
and drops the one dollar bill
you open yer car door and lean out, that pesky banknote just out of reach
and as you stretch, yer foot slips off the brake pedal and the car rolls forward
the door hits the bright yellow bolla ...[text shortened]... rnt waffle, drips onto the pavement

ah, good times, eh?

edited for spelling, believe it or not

@relentless-red said
I can't stand it any longer. Did you drop the burger? That's what we need to know here, did the burger make it? Was it okay? (not so much the cardboard fries)

@great-big-stees said
Couldn’t happen here in Canada. Our dollar bills are no longer bills but coins. Besides I personally am very quick and were it a “loonie” it’d have caught the wayward coin.