Hedgehogs need love too

Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
For over thirty years Ron Jeremy, was affectionately known as the hedgehog.

Fact.


RTh

MR. Ron Jeremy, if you don't mind

😉

Originally posted by Nordlys
I used to have a pet hedgehog.
But my walrus ate it.

I used to be a pet hedgehog previous to my career as a prophet. 200m long with a slight case of schizophrenia. but then I ate myself. very disappointing as far as gastronomical experiences go. I need more salt.

Originally posted by mosquitorespect
What's the story behind your second clan BTW?

http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=40815&page=5 🙂

Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
For over thirty years Ron Jeremy, was affectionately known as the hedgehog.

Fact.


RTh

That's because hedgehogs have 15" cranks.

Originally posted by Nordlys
http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=40815&page=5 🙂

Gah! 🙂

Originally posted by mosquitorespect
Well, that's all right. I suppose you can keep it. Make sure you feed it well. I hear there are a lot of hedgehogs at animal shelters.

They're easy to feed. Just keep a supply of children's arms - their favorite food.

Originally posted by RookRAK
They're easy to feed. Just keep a supply of children's arms - their favorite food.

or cats. They're quite fond of cats. And neighbour's dogs.

Originally posted by i am scientists
or cats. They're quite fond of cats. And neighbour's dogs.

But if I've learned anything from Weebl and Bob, it's that you should not put hedgehogs in the microwave

Originally posted by RookRAK
But if I've learned anything from Weebl and Bob, it's that you should not put hedgehogs in the microwave

well duh! they're 6 metres long at birth - they wouldn't fit in a microwave. Unless you cut it into pieces first..........

Originally posted by i am scientists
well duh! they're 6 metres long at birth - they wouldn't fit in a microwave. Unless you cut it into pieces first..........

They are 6 meters at birth, but unlike most animals they shrink their entire lives.

Originally posted by RookRAK
They're easy to feed. Just keep a supply of children's arms - their favorite food.

You need a good supply of children's arms to keep your battery hedgehogs going to supply Nordlys with walrus food. Thankfully the world has a lot of children, many of whom would give their right arm to see a walrus happy.

Originally posted by RookRAK
They are 6 meters at birth, but unlike most animals they shrink their entire lives.

Except for their cranks.

Originally posted by RookRAK
They are 6 meters at birth, but unlike most animals they shrink their entire lives.

Aha! a small fact that I forgot. I wonder how many hedgehogs a year simply shrink so muck that they disappear.

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Except for their cranks.

LMOA! After a few years they have gotten too small to even drag (literally) themselves around.

Originally posted by RookRAK
They are 6 meters at birth, but unlike most animals they shrink their entire lives.

No, they grow to about 200m in length, although you are partly right - once they have reached their full size they do get smaller by about 18%.

Actually, the largest recorded hedgehog had arteries big enough to drive a double-decker bus down.