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Originally posted by ark13
:'(

While you lot were joking around, 45 hedgehogs were killed because the animal shelters couldn't afford to take care of them. Another 7 died from a quill infection due to the lack of money to purchase the necessary hedgehog anti-biotic.

I believe many of you are confusing the hedgehog, a small, omnivorous, mammal, with the lion, a large, carniverous ...[text shortened]... ase make the distinction so as to not give prospective hedgehog adopters the wrong impression.
Why are they in shelters? Why aren't they in the wild, roaming free or at least 50% off? Can I donate some of my students to the cause? They're Catholic, though, so the hedgehogs can't eat them on Fridays during Lent.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Why are they in shelters? Why aren't they in the wild, roaming free or at least 50% off? Can I donate some of my students to the cause? They're Catholic, though, so the hedgehogs can't eat them on Fridays during Lent.
I once kicked a hedgehog and all it did was to curle up and roll. At the time, I was young and I thought it was going to attack me.
I later put a name to this incident, Cowardice.
Maybe that is how some countries goad their people to war.

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Originally posted by ark13
...He currently lives with 83 hedgehogs. ....
one of which lives on his face.

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When I woke up this morning, there was a hedgehog trying to gnaw off my left arm. When I told him that three children live next door, he left to see if they would consider giving him their arms.
So you see, hedgehogs are actually quite nice, and we shouldn't get upset about people with missing arms.

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Originally posted by i am scientists
When I woke up this morning, there was a hedgehog trying to gnaw off my left arm. When I told him that three children live next door, he left to see if they would consider giving him their arms.
So you see, hedgehogs are actually quite nice, and we shouldn't get upset about people with missing arms.
thats cruel, i myself have no arms and do not wish to be stared at or laughed at, unless its during my limbless sword sucking act with the beautiful debbie, my assisstant with one short leg and a club foot

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Originally posted by rocketbob
thats cruel, i myself have no arms and do not wish to be stared at or laughed at, unless its during my limbless sword sucking act with the beautiful debbie, my assisstant with one short leg and a club foot
did a hedgehog eat your arms?

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Originally posted by rocketbob
i myself have no arms
Consider yourself lucky.

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Originally posted by mosquitorespect
Consider yourself lucky.
why, what's wrong with you?

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I find hedgehogs to be an excellent remedy to those pesky english folk.

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Originally posted by zebano
I find hedgehogs to be an excellent remedy to those pesky english folk.
I find them to be an excellent remedy for your Mr. Norris.