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Hedgehogs need love too

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Originally posted by mosquitorespect
No, they grow to about 200m in length, although you are partly right - once they have reached their full size they do get smaller by about 18%.

Actually, the largest recorded hedgehog had arteries big enough to drive a double-decker bus down.
Where do these giant hedgehogs live?

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Originally posted by i am scientists
Where do these giant hedgehogs live?
Well, strictly speaking there's actually no such thing as a "giant" hedgehog as they are all large. Hedgehogs live on all 38 continents and are likely to be found wherever there is a suitable food supply - creches, primary schools, ice rinks etc. And sometimes car parks.

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:'(

While you lot were joking around, 45 hedgehogs were killed because the animal shelters couldn't afford to take care of them. Another 7 died from a quill infection due to the lack of money to purchase the necessary hedgehog anti-biotic.

I believe many of you are confusing the hedgehog, a small, omnivorous, mammal, with the lion, a large, carniverous member of the feline family. Please make the distinction so as to not give prospective hedgehog adopters the wrong impression.

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Originally posted by ark13
:'(

While you lot were joking, 45 hedgehogs were killed because the animal shelters couldn't afford to take care of them. Another 7 died from a quill infection due to the lack of money to purchase the necessary hedgehog anti-biotic.
45? That's enough for a pretty sizeable bbq! What a waste indeed!

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Originally posted by ark13
:'(

While you lot were joking around, 45 hedgehogs were killed because the animal shelters couldn't afford to take care of them. Another 7 died from a quill infection due to the lack of money to purchase the necessary hedgehog anti-biotic.

I believe many of you are confusing the hedgehog, a small, omnivorous, mammal, with the lion, a large, carniverous ...[text shortened]... ase make the distinction so as to not give prospective hedgehog adopters the wrong impression.
I'm not surprised they had to kill 45 of them - it must cost a fortune to supply them with kids' arms. Really, we should be exterminating this species or rounding them up and sending them to fend for themselves on Jupiter.

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Originally posted by mosquitorespect
I'm not surprised they had to kill 45 of them - it must cost a fortune to supply them with kids' arms. Really, we should be exterminating this species or rounding them up and sending them to fend for themselves on Jupiter.
Could even Chuck Norris take on a Hedgehog?!

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Originally posted by mosquitorespect
You need a good supply of children's arms to keep your battery hedgehogs going to supply Nordlys with walrus food. Thankfully the world has a lot of children, many of whom would give their right arm to see a walrus happy.
The problem is that most hedgehogs only eat left arms, and very few children are willing to give those.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Could even Chuck Norris take on a Hedgehog?!
I doubt it. Even a baby hedgehog would make mincemeat out of a pansy like him.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
The problem is that most hedgehogs only eat left arms, and very few children are willing to give those.
I think if it's a case of walrus happiness, they can be coerced.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog%27s_dilemma

As you can see, hedgehogs also have quite a few emotional difficulties that they struggle through. All they need is a little love, without spines.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Could even Chuck Norris take on a Hedgehog?!
Yes, of course. He is actually the leading hedgehog adopter in America. He currently lives with 83 hedgehogs. What a great man.

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This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the hedgehog population; have your hedgehogs spayed or nuetered.

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Originally posted by ark13
Yes, of course. He is actually the leading hedgehog adopter in America. He currently lives with 83 hedgehogs. What a great man.
It's a bit like that idiot who lived with grizzly bears for three years, only much worse. Will no-one save him before it is too late?

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Originally posted by ark13
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog%27s_dilemma

As you can see, hedgehogs also have quite a few emotional difficulties that they struggle through. All they need is a little love, without spines.
That's illegal in all 50 states, you sick ****** !

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Shouldn't that be "my children's flippers"?
well they're not 'mine' biologically: in fact, they're human - all 34 of them.
i bought them at a car boot sale.