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Originally posted by shortcircuit
you must have a HUGE imagination to say you can find anything behind your fly without a large magnifying glass and directions. In fact, you probably thought you had a pubic hair until it squirted.
Go away.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Go away.
:'(:'(:'(

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Originally posted by widget
Personally, I object strenuously to the sexist, [b]age-ist, racist, ethnic, homophobic posts that seem to be acceptable hereabouts...[/b]
G'day ya oak aged pervacious Jock strap - wine soaked Canada Gander
Welcome back ;-)

Well I got a nickle you got a dime
Lets get together and by some wine
Wine over here Wine over there
Drinking that mess everywhere!
Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De Drinkin' Wine
Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De Drinkin' Wine
Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De
Pass that bottle to me!

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Originally posted by widget
Thanks for making the effort, wormwood πŸ™„ You, me & Noodles πŸ˜• Welcome to the club...
Lucid perspicuity in the satirical vein will only drive you mad, as Dean Swift might have testified. I wonder what exactly he drank.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
{{{{{{{Sietse}}}}}}}}


I think you're just a bit punch drunk with all this fora fighting.....i don't have a "Gang". I have my own opinion, and i don't give a Shizzle what other people think, whether those people are you, widget, HoH, Red, or Rags.

You can hang off the curly hair on my swingers and sing bohemian Rhapsody for all i care.
I guarantee if I did that to you, you would sing ultra high soprano for the rest of yer naturals...

Hang em my way Huck.. I can't quite reach

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Lucid perspicuity in the satirical vein will only drive you mad, as Dean Swift might have testified. I wonder what exactly he drank.
I'd expect he sipped at Ale, Sherry & Port...
... with the occasional French wine at table 😡

Swift wrote his own epitaph:

Hic depositum est corpus
JONATHAN SWIFT S.T.D.
Huyus Ecclesiae Cathedralis
Decani
Ubi saeva indignatio
Ulterius
Cor lacerare nequit
Abi Viator
Et imitare, si poteris
Strenuum pro virili
Libertatis Vindicatorem
Obiit 19 Die Mensis Octobris
A.D. 1745 Anno Ætatis 78


which William Butler Yeats translated from the Latin as:

Swift has sailed into his rest.
Savage indignation there
cannot lacerate his breast.
Imitate him if you dare,
world-besotted traveller.
He served human liberty.

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If we're going to debate this thread, we might as well resurrect it, I suppose.... πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by widget
If we're going to debate this thread, we might as well resurrect it, I suppose.... πŸ˜‰
Put the bottle down.

P-

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Put the bottle down.

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Unfortunately, there's no bottle at my end... In fact I have to head off to work in the next 30 minutes or so... 😞

I'd really like to see someone tackle homophobia and sexism, too, as well as just racism. πŸ˜‰ Any takers?

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Originally posted by widget
I'd really like to see someone tackle homophobia and sexism, too, as well as just racism.
Straight red card.

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Originally posted by widget
Unfortunately, there's no bottle at my end... In fact I have to head off to work in the next 30 minutes or so... 😞

I'd really like to see someone tackle homophobia and sexism, too, as well as just racism. πŸ˜‰ Any takers?
Hmmm, perhaps this is the problem?

GET BACK ON THE BOTTLE, WIDGET!

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Originally posted by Palynka
Straight red card.
Not sure what you're implying? πŸ˜• Perhaps you would care to explain yourself more fully?

Meanwhile, I have to take a long break from the keyboard πŸ˜‰ Good luck, one and all! 😡

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Originally posted by widget
Perhaps you would care to explain yourself more fully?
There are two kinds of people in this world. And I get it.

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Originally posted by Palynka
There are two kinds of people in this world. And I get it.
Not exactly an explicit contribution... 😴 😴 😴 What are you afraid of?

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