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In 1999, a girl at school told a friend that she was going to commit suicide, and that she had a knife. The friend persuaded her not to do it, and he took the knife away from her.
The school suspended him for four months for having a weapon on school grounds.
http://www.rutherford.org/articles_db/press_release.asp?article_id=346
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlspeaking of golf carts i suppose ive got one here for ya
I was standing outside the library at University one evening with some friends and we were chatting. A campus cop pulled up in one of those little golf cart sort of thingys. He rushed over to us and said "Did you just hear a report?!" We all looked at each other and then back at him. We had no earthly idea what he was on about. Then he (Barney Fife) jumped back in his little golf cart and tore off at breakneck speed of at least 3-5 mph.
back home in indiana i lived out on a country road that had this nice rich golf course by it. my friend and i were heading down the road at about 65 mph. there was this 2 way stop intersection up ahead. the other road in the intersection was the one that was supposed to stop meaning we were clear to blast through the intersection. my friend went through the intersection and there is this old guy in a golf cart riding on the road... well this guy doesnt even stop at the stop sign and my friend plows into him. after slamming on his brakes i would say we hit the cart at about 45 mph. this was fast enough to mangle the golf cart and send a 75 year old doctor flying up over the car and on to the road behind us.
we stopped and stablized the guy and called 911. he ended up being lifelined via helicopter to a hospital about an hour away. a couple of months later he made a full recovery...(thank god) here is where he earns his badge... this 75 year old doctor decides he wants to sue my friend for failure to honk his horn and failure to execute a "proper" swerve. like a 75 year old RETIRED DOCTOR doesnt have enopugh money. the case is still pending and it doesnt look like the good doctor will win.
Being a conductor on a major subway line,I've heard every dumb ? there is. But the topper has to be the one I got about 10 years ago. We were in the middle of a blizzard.I was at the terminal,when there came an announcement on the overhead PA(legible,for once),that due to the lousy weather,all express service to the other end of the line was cancelled,and all trains would make all local stops. A woman walked up to me and asked:"Did I hear that right? There won't be any express service tonight?" When I answered yes,she then asked me: Well,is the local going to be an express?" Does that rate a badge,or 2?
Originally posted by pcaspianThat's incorrect, BLReid was right, it appears as though Bill Engvall was the originator of that here's your sign routine. He released an audio cd titled, "Here's your sign" back in 1996, way before Barry Hilton. Barry Hilton ripped it off, and it's not the first thing that he's copied, but don't feel too bad, comedians do it all the time.
Your stupid 'badge' was taken from a comedian. Barry Hilton ...
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlThat's not idiotic, that's just bizarre.
I was standing outside the library at University one evening with some friends and we were chatting. A campus cop pulled up in one of those little golf cart sort of thingys. He rushed over to us and said "Did you just hear a report?!" We all looked at each other and then back at him. We had no earthly idea what he was on about. Then he (Barney Fife) jumped back in his little golf cart and tore off at breakneck speed of at least 3-5 mph.
Do you live in the twilight zone?
Originally posted by paultopiaHere's their badge!
In 1999, a girl at school told a friend that she was going to commit suicide, and that she had a knife. The friend persuaded her not to do it, and he took the knife away from her.
The school suspended him for four months for having a weapon on school grounds.
http://www.rutherford.org/articles_db/press_release.asp?article_id=346
Originally posted by usmc7257No badge for him. I'd tie him up at the "store who's staying" and observe what a force 5 hurricane can do to tied up rich 75 year old doctors.
speaking of golf carts i suppose ive got one here for ya
back home in indiana i lived out on a country road that had this nice rich golf course by it. my friend and i were heading down the road at about 65 mph. there was this 2 way stop intersection up ahead. the other road in the intersection was the one that was supposed to stop meaning we were clear ...[text shortened]... have enopugh money. the case is still pending and it doesnt look like the good doctor will win.
Originally posted by sundown316Yup. Here's her badge!
Being a conductor on a major subway line,I've heard every dumb ? there is. But the topper has to be the one I got about 10 years ago. We were in the middle of a blizzard.I was at the terminal,when there came an announcement on the overhead PA(legible,for once),that due to the lousy weather,all express service to the other end of the line was cancelled,an ...[text shortened]... yes,she then asked me: Well,is the local going to be an express?" Does that rate a badge,or 2?
Tell us some more!
Originally posted by hopscotchJust to make things clear: I'm a social worker, not a comedian.
That's incorrect, BLReid was right, it appears as though Bill Engvall was the originator of that here's your sign routine. He released an audio cd titled, "Here's your sign" back in 1996, way before Barry Hilton. Barry Hilton ripped it off, and it's not the first thing that he's copied, but don't feel too bad, comedians do it all the time.
Originally posted by Remora913 policemen were in their police car, as often policemen are. however, this particular time, the car decided to stall. so they decided to push start it. so they preceded to push it until it started.
Sad to think that these are the very people that are supposed to be protecting our lives.
except, it stopped half way up a hill, and instead of using the natural incline of the hill they ended up pushing it up...