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Originally posted by Red Matrix
Yes, but why didn't he just say "Did you hear a gunshot?"

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
A student asked me "What time is the lab today?"
I said "3"
the student said "o'clock?"
Here's his badge!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
That's not idiotic, that's just bizarre.
Do you live in the twilight zone?
or in a David Lynch movie?

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Originally posted by dfm65
or in a David Lynch movie?
it could be a Lynch film.
I do like to rub velvet cloth against my face. πŸ˜€

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A man sold a car to this couple and the man didn't have the title yet because it wasn't cleared or whatever. anyways, the couple made payments for two months and then stopped. The man got mad and called a tow truck to haul it away from the couple's house without them knowing. They found out and called the cops. the cops came and said the man can't do that so the man pulled the cops aside and showed them the title. but then the couple said that it was registered in their name so the cops said that they owned the plates. the man towed his car and the couple kept the platesπŸ˜›

p.s. i hate cops

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
A student asked me "What time is the lab today?"
I said "3"
the student said "o'clock?"
Duh...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
PM 1: Sir you are cycling without lights on.
Me: Well? So what?
PM 1: That's against the law. (rough translation from Dutch by the way)
Me: Why on earth should I have lights on my bike?
PM 1: Otherwise people will not be able to see you.
Me: You saw me.
PM 2: Are you taking the piss?
And the Dutch police want you to think they are your best friend. NOT.

One day my father wants to take a ride with the car. After a few minutes he comes back in, highly aggravated, saying something with 'car' and 'stolen'. It appeared some people had stolen the front left wheel of the car completely. Of course he wanted to report the theft, but it was Easter morning. So when he phoned the station he heard that there were few people available, and he would have to go over there, but with the car. πŸ˜•

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Originally posted by piderman
And the Dutch police want you to think they are your best friend. NOT.

One day my father wants to take a ride with the car. After a few minutes he comes back in, highly aggravated, saying something with 'car' and 'stolen'. It appeared some people had stolen the front left wheel of the car completely. Of course he wanted to report the theft, but it wa ...[text shortened]... there were few people available, and he would have to go over there, but [b]with
the car. πŸ˜•[/b]
I gladly hand out badges to the police!

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
it could be a Lynch film.
I do like to rub velvet cloth against my face. πŸ˜€
that's weird, cos i like to do that Dennis Hopper thing with the helium...only kidding!

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This happened last month while I was home visiting my family and friends. I was riding in the front see of my firend's car. He showed me his water bottle which he keeps filled with ginger ale, next to his seat. He proudly proclaimed that it's "spill-proof", and decided to demonstrate this by shaking it vigorously- while he was driving! Of course, spill-proof simply means that if the bottle is turned over, it won't spill. It doesn't mean you can shake the bottle like a paint mixer and expect not to spill anything. Oops. So now he has spilled ginger ale all over himself, and his mind is almost totally preoccupied with this, until I remind him of the minor point that he's still driving a car.

Is this badge-worthy, you think?

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Originally posted by Natural Science
This happened last month while I was home visiting my family and friends. I was riding in the front see of my firend's car. He showed me his water bottle which he keeps filled with ginger ale, next to his seat. He proudly proclaimed that it's "spill-proof", and decided to demonstrate this by shaking it vigorously- while he was driving! Of cou ...[text shortened]... emind him of the minor point that he's still driving a car.

Is this badge-worthy, you think?
It is pretty stupid. It would have been funnier if he'd driven off the road though.

What does everyone else think? Badge or no badge?