Originally posted by geniusnonsense....
3 policemen were in their police car, as often policemen are. however, this particular time, the car decided to stall. so they decided to push start it. so they preceded to push it until it started.
except, it stopped half way up a hill, and instead of using the natural incline of the hill they ended up pushing it up...
Originally posted by geniusHere's a badge for each of them!
3 policemen were in their police car, as often policemen are. however, this particular time, the car decided to stall. so they decided to push start it. so they preceded to push it until it started.
except, it stopped half way up a hill, and instead of using the natural incline of the hill they ended up pushing it up...
Originally posted by hopscotchBsides, I doubt many poeple outside of South Africa even know who Barry Hilton is.
That's incorrect, BLReid was right, it appears as though Bill Engvall was the originator of that here's your sign routine. He released an audio cd titled, "Here's your sign" back in 1996, way before Barry Hilton. Barry Hilton ripped it off, and it's not the first thing that he's copied, but don't feel too bad, comedians do it all the time.
Originally posted by shavixmirMore? How about:"Is this train going to the next stop?" "Is this train going to the last stop?" "Is this train going up or down?"(It's a train,not an elevator,for cryin' out loud!) Making a station stop,woman walks up to my position,and asks me:"Is this train going to X station? "Yes." "Now?"(No,tomorrow!). Lady wants to go to a spot way out in the 'burbs. I tell her she has to take the train to the last stop,and catch a bus. "How will I know it's the last stop?" 😕 🙄
Yup. Here's her badge!
Tell us some more!
Originally posted by sundown316oooooooooh classic!
More? How about:"Is this train going to the next stop?" "Is this train going to the last stop?" "Is this train going up or down?"(It's a train,not an elevator,for cryin' out loud!) Making a station stop,woman walks up to my position,and asks me:"Is this train going to X station? "Yes." "Now?"(No,tomorrow!). Lady wants to go to a spot way out ...[text shortened]... take the train to the last stop,and catch a bus. "How will I know it's the last stop?" 😕 🙄
A sack full of badges for you to hand out!
