Originally posted by mokkoI can indentify with that. You don't have to clean up dog poop if you just go with the picture.
I like pictures of puppies much better than having one. π
BTW, did I ever tell you I hate having things that die? Yeah, I have a tree in my apartment that cost over $200, but it's a FAKE tree so guess what? I don't have to worry about the damn thing dying on me! π
Originally posted by arrakis$200 for a fake tree?
I can indentify with that. You don't have to clean up dog poop if you just go with the picture.
BTW, did I ever tell you I hate having things that die? Yeah, I have a tree in my apartment that cost over $200, but it's a FAKE tree so guess what? I don't have to worry about the damn thing dying on me! π
Originally posted by kirksey957Not only that... but fake trees never have BUGS in them! Unlike real pets and real trees, I never see any darn bugs crawling around my apartment. BTW, when I moved in this apartment it took me about 6 months to get rid of all the fleas that were embedded in the carpet. Yeah, the tenant before me had a pet and apparently it had fleas. π
I've got one that is pre-lit. That has to be the greatest damn invention since the wheel.
Hate fleas.
Originally posted by arrakisI hate carpets. Filthy dirty things. They should all be torn up and done away with.
Not only that... but fake trees never have BUGS in them! Unlike real pets and real trees, I never see any darn bugs crawling around my apartment. BTW, when I moved in this apartment it took me about 6 months to get rid of all the fleas that were embedded in the carpet. Yeah, the tenant before me had a pet and apparently it had fleas. π
Hate fleas.
Originally posted by arrakisYou'll love this story. I've got this family that I go see and they have some of the nastiest smelling, ill-tempered chihuahuas. Anyway, they had their X-mas tree up and a white skirt around it, but it was all yellow from where they've been pissing on the tree. They don't keep presents under the tree so the dogs will have a place tp pee.
Not only that... but fake trees never have BUGS in them! Unlike real pets and real trees, I never see any darn bugs crawling around my apartment. BTW, when I moved in this apartment it took me about 6 months to get rid of all the fleas that were embedded in the carpet. Yeah, the tenant before me had a pet and apparently it had fleas. π
Hate fleas.