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..i have the Ark of the Covenant in a work shed out in my backyard...should
i call someone ?...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i have the Ark of the Covenant in a work shed out in my backyard...should
i call someone ?...
You should sell it on ebay.

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..i can't get it out of the shed...it is chained down and there is a note on
it that reads that captaid kidd the pirate is across the street and if i move
it i will get 40 pound shot across the roof of my house...he has also cut the
telephone lines...i have 30 cents so i know if i sneak out at night i can make 3 calls..who should i call ?...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i can't get it out of the shed...it is chained down and there is a note on
it that reads that captaid kidd the pirate is across the street and if i move
it i will get 40 pound shot across the roof of my house...he has also cut the
telephone lines...i have 30 cents so i know if i sneak out at night i can make 3 calls..who should i call ?...
Ghost-Busters!

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..no..i need someone with a sense of history...i need a rabbi too...i need
to find franklin delano roosevelt...what to do ?....

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..no..i need someone with a sense of history...i need a rabbi too...i need
to find franklin delano roosevelt...what to do ?....
Okay, it's quite clear what you should do. The first person you call is the pirate. Pretend to be someone else somewhere far away who has important information about a treasure. Tell him he needs to get there immediately. First problem solved. Then you call a rabbi and Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

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..should i dig up the rabbi before i dig up fdr...does it make a difference ?..and i think the pirate is really the old lady across the street..her 40 lb
shot is actually the los angeles times...i think i could duck the paper but i
don't have bolt cutter...do you think they buried a bolt cutter with the rabbi ( see what two shots of whiskey will take you to...)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Okay, it's quite clear what you should do. The first person you call is the pirate. Pretend to be someone else somewhere far away who has important information about a treasure. Tell him he needs to get there immediately. First problem solved. Then you call a rabbi and Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
Agreed. Call Bush. Tell him someone far away has Oil. He'll be there immediately!

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...oh..be careful...i am a neo-con....but i will not spoil the thread with any
politcal comment...god save the republic said cincinatus as he abandoned
his plow to find his sword once again in the defense of republican rome...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...oh..be careful...i am a neo-con....but i will not spoil the thread with any
politcal comment...god save the republic said cincinatus as he abandoned
his plow to find his sword once again in the defense of republican rome...
Careful? No THANKS. Truth be knownst to AL!


Originally posted by reinfeld
..no..i need someone with a sense of history...i need a rabbi too...i need
to find franklin delano roosevelt...what to do ?....
Here's how you can reach the only one who can help you: strongbad@homestarrunner.com

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Originally posted by mikelom
Careful? No THANKS. Truth be knownst to AL!
And let's all hope that AL shares...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i have the Ark of the Covenant in a work shed out in my backyard...should
i call someone ?...
Call Indiana Jones.

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Originally posted by Mimor
Here's how you can reach the only one who can help you: strongbad@homestarrunner.com
RESPECT!

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Originally posted by Mimor
Here's how you can reach the only one who can help you: strongbad@homestarrunner.com
Strongbad is my hero 😀


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Oh....better not let the pope know!