home life! grrrr

Originally posted by mokko
I would imagine you'd still have to throw them some bread and water on occasion.....wouldn't want to be accused of inhumane treatment.

make sure it's brown bread. dont want the little tykes getting fat .

Originally posted by mokko
I would imagine you'd still have to throw them some bread and water on occasion.....wouldn't want to be accused of inhumane treatment.

You can't, the closet is locked.

Originally posted by Nordlys
You can't, the closet is locked.

Somebody has to have the key.....the key is power......power is key.

Originally posted by mokko
Somebody has to have the key.....the key is power......power is key.

The key is lost.

Originally posted by Nordlys
The key is lost.

Oh no it isn't. I have learnt my lesson in losing keys! I now have a lock pick....SHHHHHH! Nobody is suppose to know about that.

Originally posted by mokko
Oh no it isn't. I have learnt my lesson in losing keys! I now have a lock pick....SHHHHHH! Nobody is suppose to know about that.

It's a high security closet. Your lock pick won't help.

Originally posted by Nordlys
It's a high security closet. Your lock pick won't help.

Well just funnel soup through the keyhole then. Jeeezus, can't be that hard to keep a kid alive in a closet!

Originally posted by Wheely
Well just funnel soup through the keyhole then. Jeeezus, can't be that hard to keep a kid alive in a closet!

The soup might be too hot. You don't want to hurt your children, do you? Or there might be a fly in it.

Originally posted by Nordlys
The soup might be too hot. You don't want to hurt your children, do you? Or there might be a fly in it.

Flies are nutritous too you know!

Originally posted by Wheely
Flies are nutritous too you know!

It might be the carrier of a deadly disease. Or even worse, it might be a Jesus-fly which will turn your child into a fanatic Christian fundamentalist.

Originally posted by Nordlys
It might be the carrier of a deadly disease. Or even worse, it might be a Jesus-fly which will turn your child into a fanatic Christian fundamentalist.

and it wouldnt be vegetable.




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Originally posted by Nordlys
It's a high security closet. Your lock pick won't help.

Hey...how do you know what kind of closets I have?

Mine are more like those horror movie closets with the wide slits that you can peek through. That way the little darlings can stay entertained watching TV or some such crap. Keeps them from whimpering and alerting nosey neighbors.

Originally posted by emswimmer
hmmmmmmmm sounds nice (NOT) eeeewwwwwww
1. a 19 year old would NEVER date me
2. ewwww
3. i dont smoke
4. i dont drink

And they still find something to ground you for!!!!!!

When I was 14 I had a job as potman in a bar (collects the glasses and washes them) I went to football (i'm english) on my own, home and away games. And in those days it was, errr, entertaining!! I drank in pubs and got to and into the games for childs price's.

The way to 'win' in what seems to you as an unfair situation is to start doing the things they get you to do as punishment without being asked. They really screws with their minds!!

You are at the age where you want to be considered as an adult but they want to keep you as a child. No-one seems to want to see their kids grow up as it makes them realize how old they are getting.

I see things differently. As my kids grew up I held parties for their friends and due to my interest in all things fun, I became a friend of theirs as well. Thus I get invited to their parties and my kids are embarressed at the things I do!!

If you want to become an adult then you need to remove extreme emotion from the dealings you have with your parents. Shouting matches are common place. So don't get involved. You will always (currently) end up on the losing side as you are too young to do anything else. So why waste your time arguing?

Give in early and they will start saying isn't she/he maturing.

Good luck.

Originally posted by emswimmer
i hate being at my house! my parents treat me like i'm 4 years old! what should i do?

Wait until your seventh birthday, then give 'em hell.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Or even worse, it might be a Jesus-fly which will turn your child into a fanatic Christian fundamentalist.

We've all been there.