-Removed-You're a cowardly douche... but one who is always right, so what do you worry about? Why argue further? Enjoy your Englishness and the perfection of your motherland, where any problem is not a problem but just a tiny minority. Soon you all will be on your own, enjoying cultural refinement and wonderful teeth without us, aggressive and lying "strangers" bringing up facts to tarnish the greatness of the Empire.
Just enjoy. Let go. Your pristine reputation is assured.