How do you like your bagels?

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You've been using that 'got you pegged' line for an age and yet repeatedly demonstrate that you in fact have nobody pegged.

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You think you've fared well in these exchanges?

@fmf said
Wikipedia has lifted this wholesale from 4th-century scrolls.

The dead sea ones ?

@fmf said
My mother was Irish, actually.

I once knew someone who had an Irish wolfhound.

@suzianne said
From Wikipedia:

"The basic roll-with-a-hole design is hundreds of years old and has other practical advantages besides providing more even cooking and baking of the dough: The hole could be used to thread string or dowels through groups of bagels, allowing easier handling and transportation and more appealing seller displays."

“What happens to the hole in a bagel after you’ve eaten it? “ (Norah Bateson, to her father)

“It gets reincarnated in another bagel.” (Gregory Bateson)

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His 'innards' are a magnitude prettier than your 'innards', which are on display here as well.

Why is it, that no matter how many seemingly innocuous threads you start, eventually they all end up with you taking a swing at someone?

@moonbus said
“What happens to the hole in a bagel after you’ve eaten it? “ (Norah Bateson, to her father)

“It gets reincarnated in another bagel.” (Gregory Bateson)

A Gem

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cut out the middle man.... flush them down the bog.

@the-gravedigger said
I once knew someone who had an Irish wolfhound.

In had 1/2 a scotish deerhound crossed with a saluki my lurcher rosie.

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this peasant thinks you are a toady tory tvvat