How do you like your bagels?

@badradger said
rather have a buttered crumpet.

On a Wednesday!

@fmf said
Move to a more sophisticated part of Britain and find out.

ya cant get more sophiticated than teeside cusine we invented the Parmo.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
On a Wednesday!

ok true we have normaly eaten them by monday, anyway our toasters knackered.

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"Tennis" is a word used to refer to men dabbing each other down with towels. "Court" is a word used to refer to places where they gather in pairs in order to tennis.

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Okay. Good you've acknowledged your oversight.

No objections to being compared to a ballboy?

@fmf said
"Tennis" is a word used to refer to men dabbing each other down with towels. "Court" is a word used to refer to places where they gather in pairs in order to tennis.

I bow down to superior knowledge on such things.

In Harrogate, tennis just means tennis.

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You became unpleasant sir in 1986.

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Number 1 for me would be the 5 o'clock shadow on Ilie Nastase's jaw which made him seem awfully grumpy.

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You frequently rush into a thread to reassure FMF you have his back, wipe his brow. Are you unaware you do this?