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How long until you have sex?

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Real nice.

Pardon me if I notice that you take what she puts out. What does that make you?
He's the one who puts it in.

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Originally posted by Remora91
My boyfriend and I have been dating for over a year now and haven't even gotten to second base. ๐Ÿ˜›
You are a child.

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I once knew a girl from Virginia. Actually her name was Virginia too. I called her "Virgin" for short. -- But not for long!

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Originally posted by AttilaTheHorn
I once knew a girl from Virginia. Actually her name was Virginia too. I called her "Virgin" for short. -- But not for long!
Clearly they don't call your Attila the Horn for nothing.

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I find sex usually happens right away or not at all.


Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I find sex usually happens right away or not at all.
Premature ejaculation coupled with erectile dysfunction is a bitch.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Premature ejaculation coupled with erectile dysfunction is a bitch.
It's almost like popping a big zit...

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
How long is it on average before you have sex when you first date someone.
Do you want the answer in seconds or minutes?

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
What are guys called that want sex on a first date?
Guys.

(in English... men.)

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Originally posted by Mathurine
Guys.

(in English... men.)
Too late with your definition, the replies have already been posted ๐Ÿ˜›

(In context, it was generally understood to mean "men" - although some boys could be included in this subject matter. Had it not been a posting in an informal forum, then "males" might have been the better choice of word. Shall we leave it there??) ๐Ÿ™‚

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
Too late with your definition, the replies have already been posted ๐Ÿ˜›

(In context, it was generally understood to mean "men" - although [sic]some boys could be included in this subject matter. Had it not been a posting in an informal forum, then "males" might have been the better choice of word. Shall we leave it there??) ๐Ÿ™‚
Thanks for the heads-up there, PQ.... well overdue! I think I'll stick to playing chess from now on. At least I can...

Moreover, as you point out, it was a post in an informal forum... so wherefore the compulsion to correct me, or suggest a better choice of word??

Shall we leave it there?

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when i was single, i usually skipped the dating, and went straight to the sex part. it saves time, money, and the obligatory phone call the next day.

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Originally posted by Mathurine
Thanks for the heads-up there, PQ.... well overdue! I think I'll stick to playing chess from now on. At least I can...

Moreover, as you point out, it was a post in an informal forum... so wherefore the compulsion to correct me, or suggest a better choice of word??

Shall we leave it there?
Good idea ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
My arse ! You'd be balls deep in it quicker than you can say "Condom" ๐Ÿ˜›
So that explains why he was so tired at the meet-up!

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
So that explains why he was so tired at the meet-up!
How's your squeeky chair, did you get a new one ? I've been waiting for the update ๐Ÿ˜›

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