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How to approach a girl.

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Originally posted by Palynka
You misspelled los'er.
If you cheater, you'll loser.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
If you cheater, you'll loser.
The shame of yet another explanation. 😞

Time to call it a day, I guess.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Good memory! I've made up for it since.
I generally remember amusing things.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Any advice. 😳
1. Well obviously you are a dork/nerd/geek/dweeb, otherwise you wouldn't be posting this question on a chess site. That's ok, because we are the ones reading it.

2. I would avoid mentioning chess or rhp until well after you have successfully "done" her and are willing to risk not ever "doing" her again.

3. You need to learn to live by the "1 out of 25" rule. For some people it is the "1 out of 10" rule, but we have already determined you are a nerd; so you must live by the "1 out of 25" rule. What this rule translates to is: that if you are only successful with 1 out of 25 girls that you approach, then that is still 1 more than you would have "scored" with, had you not mustered up the courage. So don't look at it as a life or death situation, look at it like work, "well i might as well get another one of my twenty-five out of the way" and sometimes you get lucky and don't have to strike out 24 times before you get "lucky".

4. If you are already "friends" with this girl, then you fall into the "how the hell do i get out of the friendship prison?" category and, well I'd rather leave that question up to the experts, such as shav. Although I might suggest getting her boozed up, then telling her that you are thinking of becoming gay, but want to have one last romp with a girl first, just to make sure. That has been known to work.

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Originally posted by tmetzler
1. Well obviously you are a dork/nerd/geek/dweeb, otherwise you wouldn't be posting this question on a chess site. That's ok, because we are the ones reading it.

2. I would avoid mentioning chess or rhp until well after you have successfully "done" her and are willing to risk not ever "doing" her again.

3. You need to learn to live by the "1 out of ...[text shortened]... romp with a girl first, just to make sure. That has been known to work.
don't listen to any of that, just talk to her about the things she likes and ask her out. DON'T GO THE CINEMA. stuff like this is easier when your 16, if you don't at least ask her out it will become harder and harder to ask the next girl you like to go out with you.

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Originally posted by tmetzler
1. Well obviously you are a dork/nerd/geek/dweeb, otherwise you wouldn't be posting this question on a chess site. That's ok, because we are the ones reading it.

2. I would avoid mentioning chess or rhp until well after you have successfully "done" her and are willing to risk not ever "doing" her again.

3. You need to learn to live by the "1 out of ...[text shortened]... romp with a girl first, just to make sure. That has been known to work.
4. "This has been known to work" by who?

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Originally posted by trevor33
don't listen to any of that, just talk to her about the things she likes and ask her out. DON'T GO THE CINEMA. stuff like this is easier when your 16, if you don't at least ask her out it will become harder and harder to ask the next girl you like to go out with you.
How does your advice differ from mine? I suggested asking her out, don't be afraid of it, get used to being rejected and don't let it bother you. Sounds pretty similar.

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Originally posted by ark13
4. "This has been known to work" by who?
Those of the guilty shall remain nameless.

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Originally posted by tmetzler
1. Well obviously you are a dork/nerd/geek/dweeb, otherwise you wouldn't be posting this question on a chess site. That's ok, because we are the ones reading it.

2. I would avoid mentioning chess or rhp until well after you have successfully "done" her and are willing to risk not ever "doing" her again.

3. You need to learn to live by the "1 out of romp with a girl first, just to make sure. That has been known to work.
Well, maybe he actually wants a relationship? I know this is probably an idealistic expectation of most guys my age, but still you shouldn't encourage him...

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Originally posted by tmetzler
How does your advice differ from mine? I suggested asking her out, don't be afraid of it, get used to being rejected and don't let it bother you. Sounds pretty similar.
i can think of 1, 2 and 3 reasons why my post was different 🙂

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i don't really go along with that 1 in 25 stuff - i mean, it's sound, but you can save yourself some bother and just become attuned to when a girl is receptive to being asked out, or whatever. sometimes you just know 'ok, now's the moment to strike', and if you really are attuned you'll have got it right.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Captain? Say What?
"die! die!"

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Originally posted by dfm65
i don't really go along with that 1 in 25 stuff - i mean, it's sound, but you can save yourself some bother and just become attuned to when a girl is receptive to being asked out, or whatever. sometimes you just know 'ok, now's the moment to strike', and if you really are attuned you'll have got it right.
It's the "whatever" combined with "now's the moment to strike" that concerns me.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Darvlay had a bad experience with seamen once.
a turbonegro gig?


it also sounds like a beginning of an educational story. "well, Darvlay had a bad experience with seamen once. it wasn't really anybody's fault, but there are things to consider while operating heavy machinery after dropping more acid than anyone has ever done."