How to approach a girl.

Originally posted by Palynka
Not in Afghanistan.

Coke is South America. Afghanistan is opium, or as we know it better, heroin.

Originally posted by Palynka
Not in Afghanistan.

Or Zimbabwe.

Originally posted by ark13
What girl doesn't want to be stalked?

😕

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Coke is South America. Afghanistan is opium, or as we know it better, heroin.

Coke is the rage nowadays in Afghanistan.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/5334120.stm

Edit - I hate explaining jokes. 😠

Originally posted by catfoodtim
Now, why doesn't Russ use quotes like that on the Testimonial Page?

"I asked for advice on how to approach a girl. I got a lot of bad advice, and the girl turned me down. I am devastated. But at least I still have a place where I can play correspondence chess, and give bad advice to others. I love RHP!"

Originally posted by Nordlys
😕

It's flattering. I wish I had stalkers.

Originally posted by ark13
It's flattering. I wish I had stalkers.

You never had one?

Originally posted by Palynka
You never had one?

The predatory encouragement implicit in the very word: stalk 'er...

Originally posted by ark13
What girl doesn't want to be stalked? Honesty...

Stalking is when you continue to do it for too long. Up to a point it's just research.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Stalking is when you continue to do it for too long. Up to a point it's just research.

How do you know when you've done too much research?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
The predatory encouragement implicit in the very word: stalk 'er...

I shudder at the type of jokes that may be done with that insight.

(translation: I got mod'ed)

Originally posted by ark13
How do you know when you've done too much research?

She calls the cops.

Originally posted by Palynka
I shudder at the type of jokes that may be done with that insight.

(translation: I got mod'ed)

You shudder up?