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How to get a Girl.... (remix)

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Primary schools around 3pm and playgrounds (especially inside the wooden tunnel) are also good spots.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Primary schools around 3pm and playgrounds (especially inside the wooden tunnel) are also good spots.
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To quote Dave Chapelle...now thats f**ked up.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I find lying, having a fair amount of expendable cash and smelling expensive usually works.
How do you smell expensive?

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Originally posted by Varg
How do you smell expensive?
(Chilli Peppers backing music)

If you have to ask, you'll never know...

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Originally posted by Starrman
(Chilli Peppers backing music)

If you have to ask, you'll never know...
Ah well, story of my life.
I have thoughts of smelling like the ink on banknotes.

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Originally posted by Varg
Ah well, story of my life.
I have thoughts of smelling like the ink on banknotes.
That could work 🙂

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if they wern't laughing but pointing (maybe) would that mean i should initiate the smooth talk?

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Kick them in the kneecaps and spit on their prone bodies. Girls love that.

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But im 13 and I am REALLY freaked when i see a hot girl making eye contact.i want to talk but i am to stunned and i want to just grab her and give her the best kiss of my life

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
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But im 13 and I am REALLY freaked when i see a hot girl making eye contact.i want to talk but i am to stunned and i want to just grab her and give her the best kiss of my life
LOL! God I miss being 13.... lol, you made my night/early morning with that one, brother...

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
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But im 13 and I am REALLY freaked when i see a hot girl making eye contact.i want to talk but i am to stunned and i want to just grab her and give her the best kiss of my life
Don't you mean first kiss?

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
OK NOW

But im 13 and I am REALLY freaked when i see a hot girl making eye contact.i want to talk but i am to stunned and i want to just grab her and give her the best kiss of my life
Ask. You really have nothing to lose, just ask, don't make a idiot of yourself.

At the shops? Say you were going to a movie, would she like to come?

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Originally posted by wucky3
yeah..we love that. we usually follow with a swift knee to the bollocks and a poke in the eye 😉
uhhhhhhhh..... that hurts ...🙄