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How to get a Girl.... (remix)

How to get a Girl.... (remix)

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best not mention chess......

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Originally posted by e4 effort
best not mention chess......
Or Good Charolette

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The guy's 13...shouldn't he be playing with toy soldiers or reading a good book or something?

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
How do I get a girl....i mean i go out to the town shops sometimes, how do i get a girl from there.......i know.....eye contact and smiles, but how do i get them to gimmie their number or sumthing....you know that stuff

Jim
One simple pick-up line will get you that number.

Walk up, smile, and say...

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?"

Works everytime.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for injury, brain damage, you being beaten with a stick, pole, cane, or any other blunt object, death, or any other form of damage to your body or mind that comes as a direct result of using this pick-up line. Any girls you pick up however, I take full responsibility for.

-Fatty

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Originally posted by Azeri guy
Just grab her , girls like wild guys ... jump on her and grab het tits - i bet she will offer her phone number herself ...
and when you get arrested, you can use your one phone call to say hi

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Originally posted by Varg
What, like "nice jugs"?
or 'I couldn't help noticing that your nipples are erect, and since it isn't particularly cold today, i deduce that you are in a state of sexual arousal'...

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there isn't ne advice u can give ne 1 about how to get a girl...becuz all girls r different.

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Which girls should i try hit on. pop girls or normal and humble and regular girls?


i want my kiss already!!!

Jim

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Unconscious ones are your best bet.

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
Which girls should i try hit on. pop girls or normal and humble and regular girls?


i want my kiss already!!!

Jim
woah! we cann vaguely give you help about how, but not who!

failing all this, go to an unders club with some of your friends (although 13 may still be a bit young for that...). try to look the part as well. and the girls there are usually quite open, so you just ask...nothing lasting, just a kiss which, methinks, is what you're looking for...

and don't act so darn desperate!

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Hey!,

13 aint young, my bloody "party goers" friends always get girls.
i just dont like that feling when my friend asks me, you ever been out with a chick before? I mean, im not trying to be arogant but i do have a good body and i do fit in well in pop groups.... I dont want to a pimp like my friends, just a girl to keeep in contact and maybe the occasional kiss on the lips.
As my dad says if they can do it, why cant you?

I know it might be too early but my mum and dad did start talking about how i should socialise more with girls and get a girl that is a friend.
Im not asking for a kiss right on the mark, just the feeling where i get to communicate and hold hands with a girl that is very understanding and i can get intimate with.

Some guys at my school dont even have ANY intentions with girls and aim to be a bachelor of science or medicine and things.......i thing that is weird. I try to aim for both intelligence and the socialising......

But how can i get the socialising part to work......i would make my dad happy to at least see me with a girl....(the truth is that i have never EVER spoken to a girl before. eg .a conversation

I know might be a bit young for a kiss and of course i would turn down any invitations of COPULATION or BONKING but i just want the fun of talking to girls......



PS.
I go to an ALL boys school

My deepest urges and regards to all.
Jimmy (aka. Jimsy aint flimsy

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
Hey!,

13 aint young, my bloody "party goers" friends always get girls.
i just dont like that feling when my friend asks me, you ever been out with a chick before? I mean, im not trying to be arogant but i do have a good body and i do fit in well in pop groups.... I dont want to a pimp like my friends, just a girl to keeep in contact and maybe the o ...[text shortened]... go to an ALL boys school

My deepest urges and regards to all.
Jimmy (aka. Jimsy aint flimsy
You're certainly missing on the intelligence thing.

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Its just that I have never had any experience.......my mum says to my dad that time will come.....after my dad explains why he want me to....my mum becomes "reassigned" to help my dad......and i agree that i am convinced too........im not desperate, i just want the fun and joyness when i show off to my friends that i have a girl.....and also experience for the future years....

Regs.

Joimoy

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Hey!,

13 aint young, my bloody "party goers" friends always get girls.
i just dont like that feling when my friend asks me, you ever been out with a chick before? I mean, im not trying to be arogant but i do have a good body and i do fit in well in pop groups.... I dont want to a pimp like my friends, just a girl to keeep in contact and maybe the occasional kiss on the lips.
As my dad says if they can do it, why cant you?

I know it might be too early but my mum and dad did start talking about how i should socialise more with girls and get a girl that is a friend.
Im not asking for a kiss right on the mark, just the feeling where i get to communicate and hold hands with a girl that is very understanding and i can get intimate with.

Some guys at my school dont even have ANY intentions with girls and aim to be a bachelor of science or medicine and things.......i thing that is weird. I try to aim for both intelligence and the socialising......

But how can i get the socialising part to work......i would make my dad happy to at least see me with a girl....(the truth is that i have never EVER spoken to a girl before. eg .a conversation

I know might be a bit young for a kiss and of course i would turn down any invitations of COPULATION or BONKING but i just want the fun of talking to girls......



PS.
I go to an ALL boys school

My deepest urges and regards to all.
Jimmy (aka. Jimsy aint flimsy

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Its just that I have never had any experience.......my mum says to my dad that time will come.....after my dad explains why he want me to....my mum becomes "reassigned" to help my dad......and i agree that i am convinced too........im not desperate, i just want the fun and joyness when i show off to my friends that i have a girl.....and also experience for the future years....

Regs.

Joimoy