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How to get a Girl.... (remix)

How to get a Girl.... (remix)

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Look at her like she's sexy...check her out. Look at her butt and breasts, but don't stare. You can read from her body language if she likes the attention. If she poses for you, walk over in her general direction, pay attention to what she's reading, or looking at, or talking about, or wearing...something to start a conversation. Then say something about whatever you noticed. Make her feel sexy and don't be shy but don't be weird, and there's a good chance she'll respond. When you get signals that she's not interested just leave her alone.

Then do the same for some other girl. The first one will start flirting with you from afar, glancing at you and posing a little bit, just because you had the courage to talk to her even if she's not interested. This will make the next girl much more interested.

Basically, look at her like she's sexy, and then talk to her, and don't let them get you down or mess with your head.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Then say something about whatever you noticed.
What, like "nice jugs"?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Look at her like she's sexy...check her out. Look at her butt and breasts, but don't stare. You can read from her body language if she likes the attention. If she poses for you, walk over in her general direction, pay attention ...[text shortened]... k to her, and don't let them get you down or mess with your head.
Lol, it sounds like a David Attenborough description of the courting process in primates ๐Ÿ™‚

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Originally posted by Varg
What, like "nice jugs"?
Translation: I haven't had the hell slapped out of me in a long time. Would you be so kind?

Now if there's anything I have learned from high school, it's that girls hate cheesy ass lines. Don't spout cheesy lines. Loser.

Loser.

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Originally posted by wucky3
yeah..we love that. we usually follow with a swift knee to the bollocks and a poke in the eye ๐Ÿ˜‰
That's called 'playing hard to get'

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
How do I get a girl....i mean i go out to the town shops sometimes, how do i get a girl from there.......i know.....eye contact and smiles, but how do i get them to gimmie their number or sumthing....you know that stuff

Jim
You can always pull a gun and say "gimme yo numma, biotch!' a al Don't Be A Menace

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firstly, your 13. join your chess club and science club and work harder than you need to! then, once you've passed all your exams and colledge/uni becons you shall find girls that like intelligence AND weirdness. although not good charlotte, as a rule.

but if you're really stuck, there's always Rohypnol?

in all seriousnessthough, wait a bit. girls don't start to get properly intrested in guys 'till they're a bit older. and if you start a relationship when you're 13 it ain't gonna last!

however, the best thing, i find, to do is act like your not intrested. get to know them, flirt an itsy bit but not too much. make them wonder.

*shrugs*

works for me

apart from the Rohypnol bit. darn police ๐Ÿ˜ 

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Look at her like she's sexy...check her out. Look at her butt and breasts, but don't stare. You can read from her body language if she likes the attention. If she poses for you, walk over in her general direction, pay attention to what she's reading, or looking at, or talking about, or wearing...something to start a conversation. Then say somet ...[text shortened]... like she's sexy, and then talk to her, and don't let them get you down or mess with your head.
DUDE>>>>BEST POST EVER!!!!!


most info and i agree with your 99.9%

thanks buddy.......may God bless you for taking that time to help a very shy and timid 13 yr old boy...

Jim

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Originally posted by Alpha10
You can always pull a gun and say "gimme yo numma, biotch!' a al Don't Be A Menace
AS for you nigga, just wink at me and ill burst in laughter.......that joke was good and i WOULD have given recs to every one who made a good post.......but you would have got 5 from me IF i was a member

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Ok,

Lets say im a 13 year old fairly tall and goodly built body.....where would be my time to shine and to start my adventure of my first kiss?

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Practice with your dog (or the neighbours dog) that way you won't disappoint some unlucky 13 year old frumpy girl.

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
Ok,

Lets say im a 13 year old fairly tall and goodly built body.....where would be my time to shine and to start my adventure of my first kiss?
It's not adventure dude, it's just life. Stay cool and stop acting like a 13 year old... oh umm... right... Well in that case how about a Good Charlotte concert?

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Ok,

Lets say im a 13 year old fairly tall and goodly built body.....where would be my time to shine and to start my adventure of my first kiss?

and also, should i ask for more than what i am? or can get?

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
Ok,

Lets say im a 13 year old fairly tall and goodly built body.....where would be my time to shine and to start my adventure of my first kiss?

and also, should i ask for more than what i am? or can get?
Wait a year or two. Most 13 year old girls I know don't want boyfriends, they just think they do...

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
Ok,

Lets say im a 13 year old fairly tall and goodly built body.....where would be my time to shine and to start my adventure of my first kiss?

and also, should i ask for more than what i am? or can get?
Best time to shine is doing what you feel comfortable doing.

Got any hobbies or interests? Find a girl that shares them so you have common ground and something to talk about.