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How to win in casinos?

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Originally posted by revilo
How do you win?
hope this helps, einstein once said the only way to beat a casino is to steal the money

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Originally posted by revilo
How do you win?
ask rainman for tips on counting cards,

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Originally posted by AttilaTheHorn
You can't win in casinos. If you could, they would be out of business. Save your money and stay home.
Thanks but to late, I am going after them....they have taken from me and I intend to take it back. I have consulted Ocean and his crew.....LOL

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Originally posted by queen1721
Thanks but to late, I am going after them....they have taken from me and I intend to take it back. I have consulted Ocean and his crew.....LOL
Ocean Finance wont dig you out of this one!!

😛

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Originally posted by BLReid
I have a system. Send me $100 US Dollars and I'll e-mail it to you.
i have the same system

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purchase stock . .oh no, wait . . . the management skims . . .. that doesn't work either . . .

here is the one sure-fire way to beat the casinos . . . .don't go

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Originally posted by coquette
purchase stock . .oh no, wait . . . the management skims . . .. that doesn't work either . . .

here is the one sure-fire way to beat the casinos . . . .don't go
I think it is better than doing drugs. Just don't dig a hole deep enough to bury you.

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better than drugs! that is exactly the point. it's more expensive, more dangerous, more addictive, and really stupid. here's why: you have to absolutely 100% LOSE. that is the entire point. now, for those who will say that "some people win" . . .don't bother . . . i get it . . some people .. .no . .a LOT of people DO win . . .big . .HUGE . . . .but . . .the casinos are still there . . .and . what if they go back for more .. . . who wins in the end? great sense of excitement, better than drugs, money gone, lots of money gone, all money gone, big hole dug

fair enough that this doesn't happen to everyone. if you are one of those that enjoy going and it hasn't happened to you, that's great. good for you. let's go one step further: you play with certain odds against you. then, you WIN BIG. what happens? you pay taxes! no kidding! the casinos have already paid taxes, the people who bet paid taxes on the money they are betting. now, you win, and you pay taxes on it.

okay, i just don't get it. the way to win is to only bet enough to give you pleasure and spend only what you would have spent for the same amount of time and fun . .. like going on a date, right? i guess that's cool . .. . but not for me . . .i want the nice dinner, a show, some flowers, and other excitement . . . to each her own

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Originally posted by coquette
better than drugs! that is exactly the point. it's more expensive, more dangerous, more addictive, and really stupid. here's why: you have to absolutely 100% LOSE. that is the entire point. now, for those who will say that "some people win" . . .don't bother . . . i get it . . some people .. .no . .a LOT of people DO win . . .big . .HUGE . . . .but . . .the ...[text shortened]... ant the nice dinner, a show, some flowers, and other excitement . . . to each her own
I can see that you are a hopeless romantic.
A young housewife once told me that she tolerates her man going to the races for atleast the only other woman are the horses.........

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Originally posted by revilo
How do you win?
Hmmm ... The only way to win seems to be when you start your own casino. 😛

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
Hmmm ... The only way to win seems to be when you start your own casino. 😛
I have to figure out a way to outwit some card dealers so that I could start my own.